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News - Dopey McFlirty, the worlds least successful Terrorist, received 3rd degree burns to his mouth after trying to blow up a petrol tanker........

Many thanks for the update. Best Regards, Geoff.

Angus McPorridge, the worlds longest serving deck chair attendant, collapsed at the sea front today. It took five people 45 minutes to work out how to get him up again............ (Incidently - if anyone is a fan of facebook ,Im on there as Geoff Crosswaite - for those people who fancy making...

Just heard that the owner of ODEON cinemas has passed away. His funeral will be on Monday at 2.10, 3.40,5.20,7.10 and 8.15.

Entertainment News - "Plastex" , the worlds leading "Mr.Plastic" act has had his career cut short when he sat on a radiator and made a complete pool of himself. And later we talk to a Tax man who will show us how to fill in a form and a Foreman who"ll then fill in the Tax man.......... And...

News just in - Two ships , one carrying blue paint and the other carrying green paint, have collided. Both crews are said to have been marooned..........

I have my perfect job and can sometimes get too enthusiastic about it. As a single parent Ive pledged to spend as much time as possible with my daughter. (Shes 6 years old, cute, clever and keeps telling everybody "My Dads a Marshal"). Favourite question she asks - "How many bad guys have you...

Experts have found an early score by Beethoven. She was 18 and lived above the bakery.......

After an International Tour Prime Minister Gordon Brown returned home and ripped his wifes underwear off. He had been wearing it since Thursday. . . . . . . (Sorry, couldnt help myself)!

Speaking of the UK, anyone any idea of the UK dvd release ? Best guess etc ?!

From one new starter to another - Hi and welcome !

Thank you. I look forward to being part of the Seagal community !

Hello All. I joined recently and thought Id leave a short post to introduce myself. Im Geoff ,39 years old and work as a Marshal along side Police and other authorities. Watching Nico all thosr years ago inspired me to study martial arts and I now hold dan grades in 3 variants. I continue to...

Yes, more action than The Keeper. The final gun battle is pretty cool and the fight scenes certainly stand out as being typical (on form) Seagal. Good call about being "Dark" in tone. Similar but this is very much its own film. At the time of typing this Ive just watched the final half hour...