Recent content by scotch.on.the.rocks

well for sure he shouldnt be wasting his time with small budget movies that nobody watches anyway; he should wait for the prompt shot, get back in business, see who else might be willing to work with him again, and then go big on the next project; because he pretty much managed to offend...

yeah, i guess he can still get it wet :)

steve doesnt like this dude anymore because he embarassed him elsewhere, when he talked to gene le belle, trying to get some shit out of him; gene was a gent and didnt give any details as to if steve shit in his pants or not when he got choked, but that was a stupid mistake anyway, back in the...

jenny mccarthy is stupid and ugly, but she used to be cute back in the day (like, before she got all fucked up and married that monkey of a man, jim carrey); so basically steven told her to show her tits, and that was the part with the girl jumping out of the cake, so she was auditioning; hell...

Bad to the Bone

border wars my only question is, who will direct this? is it gonna be big budget or not? if it's backed by warner bros and robert rodriguez or so, it's gonna be good; otherwise it'll suck; it takes more than a big dude to make a good movie :)

Violence and Bloodshed I am disgusted by the way he displays his prowess in his recent movies. A while back, after leaving Warner Brothers and Jules Nasso, he said now he wants to make a different kind of movies: that would lead people into contemplation blah blah. Now look at the movies he...

Ha, ha... I was pretty sure you were gonna do that! :) Man, you are so predictable... pretty much like an Orangutan... :p

There's one mistake in your post, hunnuh. You really should have signed Loser, not Heather... :D

I don't have any pictures of Steven Seagal. :D However, I could send you a picture of MINE instead. It's really big, and I am really HOT. :cool: But I will have to charge you for this, I hope you realise that... ;)

I gotta tell you Lollipop, you are one nasty girl! ;) Just be careful with that candy shaft - don't be too hard on it, you might need it again! :D

Do you promise to keep your hands off them "rocks"? :D

I'm... coming! :D

No hunnuh, my real undercover name is Sleeveless Steve (since I’m wearing all these Tibetan clothes you see, because up there in the Himalayas it’s real darned cold, and I still haven’t mastered that particular kind of "raja yoga" called "tummo", that teaches you how to generate inner heat...

Yes, it’s me. :cool: But don’t tell anyone, I need to keep a low profile. ;)