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    Steven Seagal wants to be appreciated for his mind as well as his body....

    Bull****. Don't cover for some un-informed reporter's ignorance. Underemployed meant underemployed. Stupidity is rampant in this world, and there's no need to cover for someone elses.
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    Hi, My first post (please read)

    Wait wait wait wait. Hold the ****** phone here. Zombies and Seagal? You have got to be ****ting me.
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    Steven Seagal airbrushed out of poster!!

    I had something to say, but then all the non-English stuff through me off and now I'm confused.
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    Jokes

    That's because the bedroom was being renovated.
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    Does Steven Wear Two Watches Or A Watch And A Compass?

    Well, perhaps some of us could have a wee bit of fun if people would stop editing the ever living hell out of some of us (me) because some of us (me) are only trying to enjoy ourselves on this here interweb. And I do think Seagal with a monocle would be amusing. Hell, anyone with a monocle is...
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    Does Steven Wear Two Watches Or A Watch And A Compass?

    Play that record backwards, there's a message for all the suckers...Play that record backwards, and go f*** yourself....Play that record backwards, there's a message from us...play that record backwards, and GO GO GO! Mother f***er go KILL YOURSELF!
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    Does Steven Wear Two Watches Or A Watch And A Compass?

    We did it rage, we beat the *******s of city hall! HA ha ha!
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    Does Steven Wear Two Watches Or A Watch And A Compass?

    Learn to be polite or leave!! Mama san
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    Jokes

    She crossed the road!?!?! What the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?
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    Does Steven Wear Two Watches Or A Watch And A Compass?

    Maybe they're not watches. Maybe we're all just imagining things, like the sky being blue and women being literate. Maybe it's all just lies, like the boogey man or president lincoln. Yes, it must be a conspiracy. Maybe its a hereditary trait to imagine, you know like baldness, or...
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    Steven Seagal collaboration with Ice-T

    Yeah, because now Seagal knows how to say "aight."
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    Wonder how much time SS is at home?

    Only when he's masturbating. Or when he's beating his family. You know, in like Aikido or Candy-land or something.
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    I GOT HIM !!!! Steven Seagal at Ray Charles's Funeral !!!!

    Holy ****! Ray Charles Was Black?
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    Does Steven Wear Two Watches Or A Watch And A Compass?

    Thats nice. I hope you and your imagination are very happy together when you're masturb...uh, being alone.
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    Is this a joke site?

    Nah dude, don't worry about it. I rather like your posts. And there's nothing wrong with a little tension every now and then.
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