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  1. Lord of Snaps

    Kill Switch - Reviews

    I think the one word that can sum up this movie is poop. Quite possibly one of Seagal's worst, if not in the bottom 3.
  2. Lord of Snaps

    Driven To Kill - Reviews

    I absolutely LOVE this movie! Lots of great action, including some of the most gruesome novelty deaths in seagal's career since the nasty ones in Under Siege (see: armpit stab). Definitely one of the best dtv Seagal films ever, just behind Urban Justice and Pistol Whipped. I did kinda chuckle...
  3. Lord of Snaps

    staring in one of Stevens films

    I would've loved to have played Seagal's best friend in Marked for Death. Star along him in the whole movie and have that awesome presence that Keith David always exerts. If not him, then the goon in the blue jacket from Hard to Kill, just so I could have my arm snapped by The Great One.
  4. Lord of Snaps

    Fan Art Under Seige 3

    Say, sydney, what would u make the novelty death of the bad guy? I'd like to see Seagal pulls another novelty one like he did back in the Under Siege's and Out for Justice, Marked for Death, etc. I have a cool novelty death written for the villain in one of my action screenplays if you'd like...
  5. Lord of Snaps

    Seagal clears out the room service.

    That would explain why Steven's got his own "belly of the beast" :D
  6. Lord of Snaps

    Where is Seagal's "Scent of Action" aftershave available?

    Sacre vache! I never meant to be insulting. I was just talking about an Australian Shampoo ad on american cable television. Sorry if I offended you, Orangatuang.
  7. Lord of Snaps

    Where is Seagal's "Scent of Action" aftershave available?

    I wasn't being a wiseass. There IS a 'Roo Shampoo I've seen before. Commercials and in the store. The commercial has this kangaroo playing volleyball and some 'Roo Shampoo flies from her pouch. This tagline comes up that says "Put some 'Roo into your 'do." Ridiculous.
  8. Lord of Snaps

    Where is Seagal's "Scent of Action" aftershave available?

    Eh, I suppose that's why you guys have that so-called 'Roo Shampoo
  9. Lord of Snaps

    Where is Seagal's "Scent of Action" aftershave available?

    Shame it isn't sold anymore. I have GOT to get my hands on that Aikido tape!
  10. Lord of Snaps

    Movie Music Request

    Music-from-movie Request I was curious if anyone could possibly supply me downloadable/savable (?) with music from some non-Seagal films. My simple requests are: >Code of Silence (chuck norris) soundtrack (score done by David Michael Frank) >Hard Target (van damme) opening hunting music...
  11. Lord of Snaps

    Where is Seagal's "Scent of Action" aftershave available?

    Well he's releasing them for sure, I don't know when, but there will be two--'Scent of Energy' and 'Scent of Action.' Hopefully they'll get released soon.
  12. Lord of Snaps

    Fan Art Under Seige 3

    I have yet to see Death Sentence, let alone read the books Death Wish and Death Sentence by James Garfield, which the movies are based on (of course). Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme pretty much had their own Death Wish's: Urban Justice and Wake of Death.
  13. Lord of Snaps

    Where is Seagal's "Scent of Action" aftershave available?

    I have been shaving recently and use this crappy store-brand aftershave. Does anyone know where I can purchase a bottle of The Great One's aftershave 'The Scent of Action'? I'm dying to know. If anyone can help, thank you very much.
  14. Lord of Snaps

    25 Awesome Action Heroes

    I believe Chuck Norris as JJ McQuade in his greatest film ever, Lone of McQuade, should be at the top of the list. I suppose we should all be thankful they included El Mariachi himself, but where is Paul Kersey from the Death Wish's? The 3rd and 4th are the greatest!
  15. Lord of Snaps

    25 Awesome Action Heroes

    I can see EW is still stuck in the Die Hard ass-kiss since Live Free or Die Hard. That really pisses me off.
  16. Lord of Snaps

    Fan Art Under Seige 3

    Very true. I have officially lost what respect I ever for Jodie Foster. The Death Wish series is one of my absolute favorite film series and it pisses me off to hear that she said "Death Wish was just another genre movie." Death Wish STARTED the genre, ya d@mn ape. Brave One just really sets...
  17. Lord of Snaps

    Urban Justice (Renegade Justice) Reviews

    I missed that like a blind archer. Is it me or is the shell that flies from the car in the beginning look EXTREMELY fake? Don't shells fly from the side of the gun?
  18. Lord of Snaps

    Out for Justice ending song (Don't Stand in My Way)

    Thanks for the offer and assistance, Dragonking. I'd like a copy of the M4D soundtrack as well, thanks for the offer again! Love that screwface song and that creepy jamaican horror music!
  19. Lord of Snaps

    Out for Justice ending song (Don't Stand in My Way)

    Does anyone know where I can get the song Don't Stand In My Way from Out for Justice? I looked in cd stores for the soundtrack and even on Limewire for the song and cannot find it anywhere. Can someone assist me?
  20. Lord of Snaps

    Fan Art Under Seige 3

    Oh, believe me, I know how difficult it is to write screenplays. I've gone a good distance with afew and have stopped due to creative issues and struggle to keep one's character morally significant. I started a screenplay in the summer and got halfway through it until I had to stop it because of...