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B: yes we do, its only cold now.....
Blondie driving. At crossing a homeless bows through the window and asks for a fag ...she gives a cigi
At the next crossing stops again and the...
In the hall of a hotel a woman and a man are colliding. The man is apologizing as:
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Young, pretty woman at the gynaecologist:
- Please strip –asks her the doctor
The woman is puzzled hence the doc switches off the light.
She asks then:
- Where could I put my dresses?
Then the doc:
- Put it to the top of mine…
Doctor on the Psychiatry tests patient.
Doctor: what if I cut your...