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    Driven To Kill - Reviews

    Just watched Driven to Kill / Ruslan. After reading some of the other reviews already posted, I see there are two ways to review this film. First, to review this film like I would any other action movies, or secondly, to review this film in comparison to Kill Switch. The second part is rather...
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    Kill Switch - Reviews

    Yes, maybe, but realism is not a sufficient excuse, seeing as it's an action movie. I understand what you're saying, and you're probably right (I'm not familiar with thsoe statistics) but in a film, especially a Seagal film, the last thing I want to see is a shoot out scene that's boring and...
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    Kill Switch - Reviews

    Just watched Kill Switch, and I'm sorry I did. Kill Switch, from start to finish, was just awful. I mean, this film really was trash, with no exaggeration. In all aspects of the film, acting, editing, cinematography, dialogue, Kill Switch is by far Seagal's worst. Then again, having never seen...
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    Is this the official Kill Switch Trailer?

    I've been looking for it, but could only find those annoying fan-made trailers. Is this the official one? http://www.trailermine.com/movie-details/Kill+Switch/10128
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    The Onion Movie Trailer

    The Onion Movie trailer, which was released as an extra on the Darjeeling Limited DVD extras, is now available on line. Seagal is prominently shown at the end of the trailer as, of course, "Cock Puncher." Very, very funny bit. Looks hilarious...
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    Just Saw Marker

    I just finished watching Marker, and of course, I must share with you all here on the Seagal forums. I'm not going to into all the details of each aspect of the film since so little people have seen it already, but please feel free to ask questions and I'll respond to all of them. Basically...
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    Fan Art Under Seige 3

    Meltdown is a little cliche.
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    New Book on Seagal!

    No, Mike, unfortunately Seagalology will not be on Amazon. Or at least it's not expected to be. Vern is selling it from his link on lulu.com since it's not being backed by a distributor and/or publisher.
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    New Book on Seagal!

    Yeah, I can't wait for this. Vern's book on Seagalology. For those of you who don't know Vern, he's the greatest movie review, and writes the funniest rants. Check him out: http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern/ This book will be great.
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    Urban Justice (Renegade Justice) Reviews

    What would a Seagal movie be without 4 different title changes.
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    Urban Justice (Renegade Justice) Reviews

    I just finished watching Urban Justice. I won't go in depth because I see a lot of the reviews already posted and most of them are truly similar. I applaud LittleDragon for writing a great review, almost one I agree with 100%. What everybody's saying about the action is true. There's...
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    Perfect Guitar For Seagal

    Yes, I agree. A Philanthropist and a man promoting peace and harmony should definitely be seen playing that.
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    Steven Is Coming Istanbul !!!!

    Of course, we all know how much greater your love is for Steven than Kevin Costner! I would have to agree with you there.
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    Steven Is Coming Istanbul !!!!

    Kevin Costner is a horrible actor, but Dances with Wolves is a great film. Suzi, is Steven coming to Istanbul to perform?
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    Steven Is Coming Istanbul !!!!

    Obsessed much? ;)
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    Steven Seagal Not Included In Top 10 Action Stars!!!

    The title of the article says "MODERN DAY." I refuse to consider Seagal a modern day action star. As much as I love Seagal, I cannot tolerate his recent releases. His last fun action flick was Exit Wounds in 2001, 6 years ago. Seagal is not a box office draw, nor he is even worthy of theatrical...
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    Stuntman/choreographer of Submerged speaks out against Seagal

    This probably did happen. I mean, you hear the same story about Seagal each film, how he changes scripts and writes out scenes. People don't just say that about Seagal over and over again if it isn't true. It's obvious Seagal and Vinnie Jones have huge egos. I would put money down that this...
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    Seagal Featured On AOL Main Page

    AOL posted a feature on their main page titled '77 Most Unforgettable Movie Songs.' The page featured a slide show sub-page titled '39 Actors Who Rock'. Seagal was featured pretty high up in the rank and got a pretty good statement. It reads: "While not kicking serious ass in movies like...
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    Disappointed

    From my point of view, if I was Steven...I'd be flattered that all these people love me and want my autograph. If they paid to get in, they should be able to get a little dedication on the autograph. But then again, it is mighty fine of Steven to sign at all in the first place. He is the only...
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    Seagal Mocked on E!'s: The Soup.

    I didn't understand a word of that.
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