Chat Room Rejects at it again....

[GlimmerMan]

Originally posted by LittleGoldenHair
I'm posting this one time and one time only .This is for Glimmerman .Is it your intention to try and crash dreams of certain individuals here who have openly admitted there adoration for Steven Seagal ? If it is ,I think you are a very sad individual and I can only hope that you someday will have a dream.

Wow - a post addressed to me?! LittleGoldenHair - thankyou for your kind words, but fear not, as I have dreams every night. Blood splattered dreams, they are too. Dreams of war, dreams of liars and dreams of dragon's fire, mainly, but that's OK by me.

Hahahaha... OK, I admit, the two Glimmers were me. I get so lonely in that chatroom by myself, so I created an alter-ego of myself... an evil GlimmerMan if you like and talked to him, as I had nobody else to talk to and I was sad... I thought that the two Glimmer's were so obviously the same person (me) that it might amuse people. However, when people began believing that there were 2 Glimmers, I was the one who was amused and so I kept up the pretence a little longer. It took you long enough to figure it out guys!

However, if it has offended anyone, I apologise - the other GlimmerMan was in no way supposed to represent any of the fans on this message board and if there has been any misunderstanding about him, then I am sorry... I have now murdered GlimmerMan #2 with a spade and buried him in my back garden - no more will he plague the chatroom! As for the people who are getting offended - learn to laugh at yourselves, please! Some of you are rather devoid of humour and can obviously keep yourselves occupied by starting topics such as "Does Steven get split ends?" or "What make of hairdryer do you think Seagal uses?". I'm afraid I can't and need something more stimulating than constant talk of Steven's every last miniscule detail. Nobody is saying you can't have fantasies about Seagal - everyone needs fantasies - they are what keep us human, but when your fantasies start to take over your every waking minute then you need to consider getting a life. I am sure nobody in here is like that - you all seem like perfectly sane and rational people to me, so stop getting wound up over nothing. Maybe my problem is that I'm bored. I'm off to the Iron Maiden message board. Maybe I'll come back here sometime.

Here is the proof (if any were needed) that the 'other' GlimmerMan is now dead:

13:30:40 GlimmerMan enters this room

13:30:41 >[GlimmerMan] Welcome to our chat. Please obey the net etiquette while chatting: try to be pleasant and polite.

13:30:59 [GlimmerMan] *HONK*

14:05:40 GlimmerMan enters this room

14:05:41 >[GlimmerMan] Welcome to our chat. Please obey the net etiquette while chatting: try to be pleasant and polite.

14:06:01 [GlimmerMan] Hello Glimmer.

14:06:21 [GlimmerMan] Hello Glimmer... I have something for you... *takes out a spade*

14:06:56 [GlimmerMan] What are you going to do with that spaaaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

14:06:59 GlimmerMan's life is snuffed out by a heavy blow to the swede from the crazed GlimmerMan's sharpened spade... GlimmerMan then begins eating a can of vegetable soup using GlimmerMan's cranium as the bowl

14:07:28 [GlimmerMan] *Digging a hole in his back garden with the same spade...* Goodbye Glimmer.

14:07:43 GlimmerMan exits from this room

Now I am going to get a pizza and drink beer into the small hours. Think what the hell you want - you are wrong and I am right! Hahahahahahahahaha... Beat me if you can, have a sh*t if I let you.

Glimmer (not as crazy as you may think...)

 

[kokoro]

Some of us got it...and some of us didn't.....



So i guess now when your in chat on your own, It's back to mrs.palmer and her 5 daughters !!



just stay away from the window huh

 

[Amos Stevens]

Shucks you killed him off already-kept us from the fun of hunting him down & thinking of the cruelist death! hee hee

 

[Waki Ya Cante]

Originally posted by kokoro
Some of us got it...and some of us didn't.....



So i guess now when your in chat on your own, It's back to mrs.palmer and her 5 daughters !!



just stay away from the window huh

Lol I guess some of us don't get the bored humor of a British Nob drinking Heinikens?

 

[Purplelotus1]

Enough with the "maybe some of us don't get it routine".I got it from the start and thought it was stupid then and I think it is stupid now . It is not funny to me . I only commented because of the content of the material .It seemed that fun was being poked at a particular member and I felt it was obsessive and simply expressed my opinion .

 

[kokoro]

well, some of us thought it was amusing, in a stupid kind of way.
It was funny, to me. And I , like you, also commented on the material. I did not think 'fun' was directed at anyone..maybe except Glimmer himself!

we can all express our opinions, there's just a nice way, and a not so nice way. I think Glimmer cleared everything up fine, don't you?
Unfortunate though that he felt he had to leave, through boredom, or not being able to express himself in his "humorous" way.

Lighten up, we can all complain about something we don't like, but in the end, it means nothing.

I think this whole thread is stupid, but I'm here replying, which makes me stupid, but I'm ok with that, I'm a grown up now ( I think)

 

[kokoro]

Oh... and ....does anyone know which Glimmerman was killed off??

Fingers crossed.

kokoro (back to the wall)

 

[Waki Ya Cante]

now I know why you go by Kokoro, Kokoro
I'll just ditto what you said, its the safest route

 

[Waki Ya Cante]

Bte G-man the maiden Message board is down at ear boards....bloody tw@s