COMPILATION-: Crappest Action Movies Ever!

MMCK2

New Member
I thought I would start this thread for board users to list the worst action/adventure/thriller films that they've ever had to sit through.

I'll start off with a list of mine.

* The Specialist (1994)
* Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
* Avalanche Express (1978)
* Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
* End Of Days (1999)
* Hellbound (1993)
* Black Eagle (1988)
* Maximum Risk (1996)
* Messenger Of Death (1988)
* Assassins (1995)
* Striking Distance (1993)
* Cobra (1986)
* Anything produced by Israelis Menahem Golam & Yoran Globus for the Cannon group (excepting the "Death Wish" series which I quite like)

Thats just my own personal list of films which have dissapointed me/nearly put me into an irreversable coma. Please contribute some of your own
 

mandypuss

New Member
I quite enjoyed End of Days & Striking Distance but I agree with Jaws:The Revenge which would have to be one of the worst movies of any genre ever.
Chameleon 2:Death Match
Chain of Command
3,000 miles to graceland, which I must admit is so bad, its actually good. I was mezmerized.
luv & peace
Mandy;)
 

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Hahaha... cool topic MMCK2. Here's my list, which is remarkably similar to yours!

In no particular order:

Battlefield Earth
Black Eagle
Legionnaire
F.I.S.T.
Batman And Robin
Streetfighter (this movie was so bad, it killed Raul Julia!)
Godzilla
Speed 2 - Cruise Control
Summer Of Sam
Driven
Waterworld
Rollerball
Jaws The Revenge
Superman IV - The Quest For Peace
Highlander II - The Quickening
Red Scorpion
 

mandypuss

New Member
I have to add another one Ive subjected myself to:
Exterminator 2; about a flame throwing avenger played by robert McGinty. Goddamn awful.
luv & peace
Mandy
 
The best of the Best Films
That one seagal flick :eek:
Every VanDamme Flick
The Last two rambos
Glimmers Mom (The Quickening did not suck it was Got Dang it funny! It's a different universe, as per all three original films)
Total Recall
The Running Man
MI:1 & 2 some good scenes but bad movies all around :p so dissapointing
All those action baby blue films with people like Shae Marks in them.
 

Rodrigo

Lucky Member
As a Batman fan, I'd say the last 2 of the Batman series were crap, Batman Forever and Batman and Robin... come on !!!!!!!
The first 2 were sooo good !!!!! :mad:
 

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
Well, the fact that they changed Batman's on us more times than we can shake a stick at, kinda messed it all up too, I think...I never thought Micheal Keaton was suitable for the role really but my goodness changing the lead actor that many times? Whatever happened to Micheal Keaton I wonder? BeetleJuice, now that was a good role for him, LOL...:D
 

Amos Stevens

New Member
Actually I didn't like Michael Keaton as batman..George Clooney wasn't too bad,but Adam West will always be the true Batman
 

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
Right, Amos...I didn't care for Keaton in the role either...Clooney's voice was good but I don't think he was tall enough for the role, I dunno...Steven is plenty tall for me....I can't see him as Batman though, no masks on his face, please...:D Sorry, for going on about Steven, but I watched Exit Wounds last night! :eek:
 

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Waki - The Quickening sucked, and nothing you say will convince me otherwise. Even die-hard Highlander fans (like myself!) agree that The Quickening was a big mistake. The only redeeming feature of that movie is the (too brief) reappearance of Ramirez (even though it wasn't exactly clear how exactly he had recovered from having his head chopped off) and Michael Ironside was a cool bad guy. The other 3 Highlander films can be linked together, but The Quickening was just pure crap and I prefer to think of it as a completely seperate film. The first Highlander was the best, closely followed by Highlander: Endgame and then Highlander 3.
 

Administrator

Administrator
Staff member
The Legend Of Kung Pow - So poor it was unbelievable. Some scenes were quite funny though.

I find it strange i liked quite a few of the movies listed here that others don't:
Legionnaire
Maximum Risk
End Of Days
Assassins

Craig
 

J.Lucas

Active Member
Originally posted by Amos Stevens
I think Assassins is on tv now Craig-if you lived here....they've been having JCVD movies on lately

yeah...it's JCVD week ....and Seagal and Schwartzneggar are on just about every night also........
John
 
Originally posted by GlimmerMan
Waki - The Quickening sucked, and nothing you say will convince me otherwise. Even die-hard Highlander fans (like myself!) agree that The Quickening was a big mistake. The only redeeming feature of that movie is the (too brief) reappearance of Ramirez (even though it wasn't exactly clear how exactly he had recovered from having his head chopped off) and Michael Ironside was a cool bad guy. The other 3 Highlander films can be linked together, but The Quickening was just pure crap and I prefer to think of it as a completely seperate film. The first Highlander was the best, closely followed by Highlander: Endgame and then Highlander 3.
*twats you* and you call yourself a die hard highlander fan, if you were you would know that they're 4 different dimensions, the lattest film is in the series reality.
:p
And of course it was a mistake, any film after the original was, but they were still fun to watch.

And what's this I hear about batman?! My fav was Kilmer :p
 
ya know speaking ofworst film,
it's quicker to list the movies that didn't blow by Arnie.
The Conan Films,
Comando,
Kindigarden Cop,
True Lies.
anyone mention I forgot T1 and T2 deserves a smack! :p
 
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