Does Steven Wear Two Watches Or A Watch And A Compass?

Lotussan

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
Does he wear two?
Suzi describes them both as watches in the gallery, but I heard someone say it's a compass...
We used to wear double ones when I was in school, when the swatches were out...
It was a cool fashion statement at the time...
I need a compass, I don't even know my directions...
I can't even read a map...:D
 
tora

tora

Funmaker
Well yeah,you definitely need one with a Seagal picture on it,and maybe even with his oriental odour.:D
 
Martina Taft

Martina Taft

Steven Seagl Fan #1
Yeah I have a compass watch as well and i managed to fit in stevens face as a background under the watch, it only costed mee 20 bucks lol. Also i heard thet steven always carries a demagnitized wrist watch just in case. It s good to have especially when you go to france for the weekend because you dont wanna get stuck up in that tower right lol butr anyway my friend has a cool one as well. What brand uses steven??
 
yudansha

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Simple mechanics...

If the watch is magnetized it will not work. So, to have an operational watch it must be demagnetized ... otherwise you're just wearing a watch only as jewellery.
 
Lotussan

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
My grandmother always had trouble with her watches stopping on her, maybe he does too...
Tora, I bet he smells very good, probably spicy and woodsy or something similar...
His face is always on my mind, and I don't object one bit to that, either...
Sometimes I like to imagine his whispery voice saying my name, and then asks if I'd like to take a walk with him, and of course I say yes, as he takes my hand into his big one...
Oooh, sorry, got carried away for a moment there...
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
That makes two of us lotussan i cant read a map either..Tora you are right there..about the watch hell i wouldnt even mind one but without the odour yuck!!!..ohh now an nice inscence would be ok..............................................What are we talking about, i dont think that i have seen a picture with him with a watch on..
where have i been?.....
 
Trinity

Trinity

My Hero.
I always figured it was two watches,one for where he is at the moment and one for where he's going to be at any moment!LOL:D
 
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voetballcanine

New Member
Lotussan said:
My grandmother always had trouble with her watches stopping on her, maybe he does too...
Tora, I bet he smells very good, probably spicy and woodsy or something similar...
His face is always on my mind, and I don't object one bit to that, either...
Sometimes I like to imagine his whispery voice saying my name, and then asks if I'd like to take a walk with him, and of course I say yes, as he takes my hand into his big one...
Oooh, sorry, got carried away for a moment there...
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Thats nice. I hope you and your imagination are very happy together when you're masturb...uh, being alone.
 
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voetballcanine

New Member
Maybe they're not watches. Maybe we're all just imagining things, like the sky being blue and women being literate. Maybe it's all just lies, like the boogey man or president lincoln. Yes, it must be a conspiracy. Maybe its a hereditary trait to imagine, you know like baldness, or necrophilia. Maybe...
 
Lotussan

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
He is never in one place very long, that's for sure...
Maybe these days he is, but who knows where...
I am sure he doesn't like people to know for sure...
Seems that way, and I can't say that I blame him after all he's been through...
 
Lotussan

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
Voet, you are so funny...:D
Steven with a monocle?
Hmmm....
Well, it would be quite dignified looking, I think...
 
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mortimer_72

I've got the touch
you are crazy, vbc. i do not understand what you are talking about always with rambling on and on and then being insulting and cursing. i do not find you very funny some times. maybe you should take a vacation to calm down your childish hormones.
 
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voetballcanine

New Member
Play that record backwards, there's a message for all the suckers...Play that record backwards, and go f*** yourself....Play that record backwards, there's a message from us...play that record backwards, and GO GO GO! Mother f***er go KILL YOURSELF!
 
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voetballcanine

New Member
Well, perhaps some of us could have a wee bit of fun if people would stop editing the ever living hell out of some of us (me) because some of us (me) are only trying to enjoy ourselves on this here interweb. And I do think Seagal with a monocle would be amusing. Hell, anyone with a monocle is amusing. Is that so wrong? Is that (dramatic pause) so wrong?
 
tora

tora

Funmaker
Oops...what did I do here?

Hey Voetball,still knocking spots off the rest,eh?:D

"Learn to be polite or leave.
Mama san"......lol lol lol :D
 
katw_03

katw_03

New Member
voetballcanine said:
Well, perhaps some of us could have a wee bit of fun if people would stop editing the ever living hell out of some of us (me) because some of us (me) are only trying to enjoy ourselves on this here interweb. And I do think Seagal with a monocle would be amusing. Hell, anyone with a monocle is amusing. Is that so wrong? Is that (dramatic pause) so wrong?
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I agree with Heather, NO COMMENT :rolleyes: :D
 
yudansha

yudansha

TheGreatOne
And here's a funny thing about it:

If you don't know how to use a compass, but decide to follow that needle, lol, you'll get lost WITH a compas! :D
 
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