Hey Girls Help!!!!...

ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
You know that story about Steven alone when he got home..well he aint iam there?.....But there is just one little problem he wont let me go what should i do?....I said that i would love to keep him company for just a few days but he says that he wants me to stay abit longer..sounds abit like i have been kidnapped huh(more like lady capped)...He wont let me out of sight for long because he knows by what i have been writing that iam a very clever lady.in other words iam slippery...Come on girls come get me out..I thought that i would never say that i want to come home.....HELP!!...he cant watch me every minute ...he has to much to do when he isnt here his got some else here so lets come rescue Heather..Just remember girls careful what you wish for you might just get it!!!..To Be Continued...
 
bbryant

bbryant

Banned
Why in the world would you ever ever ever want to leave??
Just grin and bare it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you must go please call me as your replacement!!!!!!!!!!!
bbryant
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Ohhhhhhhhhh i dont need any one to replace me ...iam one of an kind ...when i think of Steven be leive me girl i do more then grin!!!!!!...
 
Jalu

Jalu

Steve's Destiny
Why resist????

Heather,

We are all unique. Noone can replace another, but I'm sure he loves variety. I think he's in for a rainbow party. ;) :D
 
Reservoir Dog

Reservoir Dog

MRKD4DTH
Frankly, I think if Seagal read that, he would feel awkward and probably want a restraining order. This is not meant to be insult by the way, but I really think there is a problem here... :eek: :indiffere
 
KATHYPURDOM

KATHYPURDOM

Steven Seagal Fan
Ok Heather, Steven has got you where you want to be right?:D
If you do ever really, really want to get away from him you know who to contact. Me ofcourse.:D
Then again just enjoy yourself, you deserve it.:D
 
Littledragon

Littledragon

Above The Law
I am sure you do..

ORANGATUANG said:
Ohhhhhhhhhh i dont need any one to replace me ...iam one of an kind ...when i think of Steven be leive me girl i do more then grin!!!!!!...
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Oh I bet you do Orang.. ;) ;)
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Yah!!! someone agree's with me ..Gee thanks littledragon....but today iam being an good girl have to because iam having visitors soon and iam putting on an bbq..drats!!! cant be myself..
 
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Jampa

New Member
Hey, Heather... while you're there - not at the bbq thing, you bet <G> - would you please ask him what his size is...? I mean "size" as in shirt or jacket size, that is... and not the L, XL etc. type of size, I really want something that's more like "tailor" measurements.

As to the rest, well... do you really need help??? Just make sure you don't exhaust him, so he can finish those movies, and also record a few more CDs...

And... you both have a wonderful time!!!

Jampa
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Ummm iam going to be very naughty and say "size matters"..Ohh you mean his "size" iam an shocking girl arent i....cant help it i just do or say what comes naturally...he would be on the menu, not as an guest.lol...lol...How would you like him Jampa?...
 
J

Jampa

New Member
Omy... Heather... talk about treading on slippery ground...!!! <LOL>
How should I put it...? would be easier in French...
I got it... :

Natural... Neat... Without accompaniment...
... and, of course: Without dressing!

Silverware is not mandatory, I learned long ago how to use my fingers instead...

What else do you want to know, naughty Girl?
Nah, I'm kidding... please don't ask.... ;-)))))

Jampa
 
ORANGATUANG

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Ohh i see Heather's rubbing off on some of the girls here...isnt it great ...iam sure he would be just reading all this and thinking to him self which one of us girls will be his appetiser,main course and dessert..what an way to go eh girls.....but of course me being the me i would be all three..........................
 
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