Last Seagal movie you watched?

JohnAlexander

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Hey you, don't talk sh** about Against The Dark, I liked that film, bro!! lol the (cruel) way Seagal killed the zombie kid was awesome!!

But the movie needed more Seagal screen time, that's very true!
Maybe if I knew before I went into it that Seagal's role in it was a glorified cameo, then I wouldn't have such an aversion to the movie. Cause I figured he'd have a comparable level of screen time to "Attack Force." Obviously, he didn't. In fact, I was sort of expecting a sort of sequel to Attack Force, since Attack Force's ending is...humorously open ended. I think Attack Force is his best, "Seagal vs Supernatural/Weird." I guess my disappointment is magnified because, "Seagal vs Vampire-Zombies." How could you mess that up, right!? It's bound to be great! And they messed it up.

Edit: will give it a rewatch today to see if my opinion has changed.
 
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latinojazz

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Maybe if I knew before I went into it that Seagal's role in it was a glorified cameo, then I wouldn't have such an aversion to the movie. Cause I figured he'd have a comparable level of screen time to "Attack Force." Obviously, he didn't. In fact, I was sort of expecting a sort of sequel to Attack Force, since Attack Force's ending is...humorously open ended. I think Attack Force is his best, "Seagal vs Supernatural/Weird." I guess my disappointment is magnified because, "Seagal vs Vampire-Zombies." How could you mess that up, right!? It's bound to be great! And they messed it up.

Edit: will give it a rewatch today to see if my opinion has changed.
Yeah, Attack Force is his best "Seagal vs Supernatural/Weird" lol, and indeed "Seagal vs Vampire-Zombies" was bound to be great...

Let me know if you change your opinion (for good, or for worse perhaps??) after the rewatch.

I'm gonna rewatch Attack Force, it's your fault, you John Alexander demon!!
 

JohnAlexander

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So I rewatched Against The Dark, and I gotta say it just didn't do anything for me. If I were to rate it just as a random movie, I'd say that it's something you'd find on TV late at night, and sit through, and it would be passable. But the fact that they had Keith David and Steven Seagal to work with, and the two of them combined had only a handful of lines and maybe 30 minutes of screen time is just unacceptable. And the lines they did have were so generic.
 

latinojazz

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So I rewatched Against The Dark, and I gotta say it just didn't do anything for me. If I were to rate it just as a random movie, I'd say that it's something you'd find on TV late at night, and sit through, and it would be passable. But the fact that they had Keith David and Steven Seagal to work with, and the two of them combined had only a handful of lines and maybe 30 minutes of screen time is just unacceptable. And the lines they did have were so generic.
Fair enough...expectations weren't delivered, a common denominator in many DTV Seagal movies.

Thank you for the re-review, JA!!!
 
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