Hey, Storm!
The jokes are there to make you laugh. That is all!! (ok?
)
- Hello, doctor? Help me please! I have the worst diarrhea. I can't even get off the toilet.
- My dear, you don't need to speak with me, but rather with a psychiatrist. Who, in the time of diarrhea, gets off the toilet?
During a birthday, a mother gives her daughter a beautiful toy.
- Well, what do you say?
The child remains quiet.
- Well, what do I tell your daddy, when he brings a pay check home?
The child, then without a pause, speaks out.
- Is that it?
- Answer the questions. Gender?
- Male.
- Any distinctive features?
- As many as I can wish for!
- Not good ... should be only one!
How can you tell if a blonde sent a fax?
- The fax will have a postage stamp.
Math joke (not for all of the blondes who send the above mentioned faxes
):
x = 0.9999...
10x = 9.9999...
10x - x = 9.9999... - 0.9999...
9x = 9
x = 1 !!!
A good looking young woman was swimming in a pool and lost her swimsuit. She quickly picked up some piece of cardboard to cover her charms, and trotted to the hotel.
Suddenly, loud laughter.
- There's nothing to laugh about, she proclaimed.
But, she looked at herself in the mirror, and read the sign she was holding as cover: "Adults only. Depth 2 to 10 metres."
Which end of the rope should you throw to a drowning politician?
- Both.
Teacher: "Bobby, what would be your ideal school?"
Bobby: "Closed."
A hooligan prank calls:
- Listen, beautiful, if only you'd known what I'm holding in my hand, you'd be stunned...
A calm woman's voice answers back:
- If it only fits into one hand, I ask that you do not call any more!