OK!How many of you are for real???

Lonewolf

Semper Fi
HAHAHA!Glimmer ,I think I'll text you after I gett o my Hotel!
If you Like?
Peace!
 

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kickingbird

candle lighter
Hi Amos :)
Those "poor little bugs" eat too much! Now the spinach is "holy"! My garden also has a wasp patrol ... lots of 'em hang out looking for a meal, as do the snakes. I surprised a snake once as it was halfway up a stalk of kale after a bug. It slithered away and I apologized for disturbing its lunchtime. I do not use chemical sprays - just garlic and hot pepper spray, and of course hand pick the little buggers (sorry, couldn't resist mate) off by hand.
Just call it "meditation" in the garden ... where I learn patience :)
 

Iggy

New Member
Hey,
I got a funny one, then we must go back to highschool, i was around 18 years old.
We were in locker-room, so i accidently stepped on a guys foot and i said i was sorry.
He took it to seriously, and pushed me, after that i did the same,then he followed with a flat hand right on my cheek, of course then he crossed then line,(well my line) so i grabed him with my arm around his neck, and i moved him right with his head under the heat-rack,(they were from little metal in a S-shape)and i punched the upper of his head against the metal 4 times,i never heard someone cryd this hard, although it was pretty funny, everytime i think back to it with my friends, we grab a beer and we have a good laugh, it was worth it, Iggy!!
 

kickingbird

candle lighter
Amos- terranium? Is that like a terra cranium? lol Oh! you mean terrarium. Hhmmm, urr, well, hurrump (Treebeard here) suppose I could put them all in the old spider habitat and watch them devour each other. Perhaps charge admission. Bug Wars ... Revenge of the Grasshoppers.
 

Peter H

New Member
I have been in a few fights during my military service. Nothing to be proud of. It was before i practiced any martial arts, so they don't count at all. I think all avoided fights are victories!!!
 

Donald Lee Wilkey

A Steven Seagal fan
I had no experience with grappling in this encounter so i did the best thing i could think of as quickly as possible: >
A male family member launched verbal threats and physical violence towards me
He demanded money and wouldn't leave my home, nor allow me to leave for help
So, i replied with a shove to knock him off balance in order to exit out of my front door
Upon opening my door, he grabs me and we fall outside of my house and grapple
Then, he pulls me down to the ground and attempts various punches to my face
I deflect and grab one of his fists and i bite his pinky finger until he pulls back
Ordering him to get off of me, he proceeds to swing at my face again
This time, i try for a thrust to his eyeball with my thumb, bingo!
I get up and go to the Security Guard's office for help
When we get back to my apartment, my assailent is gone

Aikido helped me here :> Another time, this same male family member tries to punch me and i side step his attack, he goes flying across the floor

Anyways, that's what i did when i had no choice at that time

Even time after time, i forgave him, this person wouldn't stop abusing my rights as a fellow human being, and continued to bully me with threats both verbal and physical abuse

I had to put this person in his place

Thank God for Aikido
 

Dave

New Member
Hey folks, Ex-Marine MP and currently doing security in a Hospital. Have been in numerous scuffles, but will keep this to off the job encounters.
1. In Georgetown, Washington D.C., as I came out of a bar with a friend while stationed in Quantico, VA., a guy apparently thought I said something to his girl and sucker punched me. I busted the guys nose and was about to jump on his chest with both feet as a cop grabbed me and asked if I was a Marine. I responded in the affirmative and was told to "Get off the street, clean up my face, and not be seen by this particular officer again that night." Which I of course complied with.
2. My 40th birthday, April 10th, 1998, standing in the bathroom of a greasy spoon relieving myself another misguided individual grabbed and sucker punched me. As he went for the second hit, I broke his left arm (the grabbing hand) and asked if he'd like some more of this. He continued to talk smack but was for all practical purposes incapacitated, so it was over.
I study fighting to never have to if you know what I mean!
 

Lonewolf

Semper Fi
hello dave!
I liked your story!
my dad was a French Marine!that's why I have taken the US Marines Motto
at the beginning of my post!
I have always been fascinated by US Marines!I think they're the Best!
so were the French Marines of the Past!(As a matter of fact they are still Good today but they are less popular than The Foreign Legion !)
I collect G.I Joes!I have so many!LOL
My favorites are the Recon Marines because Dragon Toys makes them with extra equipment!
I hate fighting as well!Unfortunately sometimes...We have to!!!
Steven is The Best!
Do you know these old footages of O'Sensei with some Huge U.S Servicemen who tried to move him but could not???
Peace! :)
 

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maurizio

Member
as i was a teen ager i had lots of fights and i was pretty cool. then it happend only one time when a big drunken man did cause troble to a woman with a boy. I tried to speak with him and explain to let the woman go but he insisted. so after 10 minutes I put my hand under his chest to keep him away from this woman and her baby.
he continued as i wasn't there, so I kicked him on his leg so that he went down because he was really huge. then I picked his arm and did a technique called in yoseikanbudo robuse but i think yhat is the same as ikkyo in aikido. yhen i put his arm near his back to immobilize him. right after that came a man that caled the carabinieri (our police in italy).
that's all

ciao
maurizio
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
If I were to ever get in a serious street fight, I would not think what style I would use on him. I would try to knock the person out or choke them out. I would do anything necessary, I would kick the groin, kick the legs, break out his knee cap, gauge the eyes, bite, pinch, there are no rules, do what ever necessary in order to survive.

If a bully started a fight with me and he was bigger than me and he really wanted to hurt me I would take out his legs and probably break one of his arms with an arm lock.
 

Robert P. Olsson

BigBellyFilm
Littledragon said:
If I were to ever get in a serious street fight, I would not think what style I would use on him. I would try to knock the person out or choke them out. I would do anything necessary, I would kick the groin, kick the legs, break out his knee cap, gauge the eyes, bite, pinch, there are no rules, do what ever necessary in order to survive.

If a bully started a fight with me and he was bigger than me and he really wanted to hurt me I would take out his legs and probably break one of his arms with an arm lock.

Ouch... Remind me never to pick on LD.
 

zookie

New Member
i been in a fight
two boys buss up ma cousin
i went down with a knuckle duster and smash the first bwoy face!
nexx boy started acting pony so he walked
 

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Oh my.

Zookie - what is pony? Some crazy Cockney rhyming slang, I'm guessing. I am amused by your referring to the first protaganist as a "bwoy". A knuckle duster huh? Dear me...

GMan
 

zookie

New Member
lool!
glimmer ur talking to the original weapons collector!
I wish you could see some of the CRAZY weapons iv collected
as for my lexis!...
Bwoy is slang but
pony i just kinda made up but normally they say pony when u do a number two!

lol sorry but i grew up around hoodrats lol!
or in other words......(this ones for you glimmer!)

Peer time e mi a pass tru an a see nuff man dem rolling out there sta!
Bare mans a draw blood ca dem got jook up propa! man mi nuh lie mi jess see nuff boara and ting a fly roun!
lawd have mercy!
 
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