Waki - The Transporter is an awesome movie, and Jason Statham is certainly a hard swine.
Storm - what other Jet Li movies have you seen mate? The Enforcer is stunning . I have a fair few of the Hong Kong movies - The Enforcer, The Defender, Twin Warriors, Fist Of Legend, The Legend, Black Mask, Once Upon A Time In China I, II and III and all of his Hollywood movies (Romeo Must Die, Lethal Weapon 4, Kiss Of The Dragon, The One, etc.) and I think he is an awesome martial artist - possibly the best one around at the moment! Hahaha - I watched some movie on Channel 5 I think last night with a dude in it called Thomas Ian Griffith and he wanted to be Seagal so badly! He played a martial arts expert cop and wore a long black coat for the entire movie! He actually kicked arse pretty good in the movie though, although I don't think Van Damme would have much trouble from him!
(reference to Amos has been edited by Amos and has also been edited by Glimmer, because he is a mad swine)
ATTENTION MODERATORS - Seagal swears in his movies, you know? Do you dub out the bad language on your videos? I bet you put sellotape over the write-protect tab and dub over all the nasty bad language. Hmm - I reckon you even record over the sex and nudity scenes with snippets of your favourite episodes of the Tweenies. Why stop there? What about the graphic scenes of violence? What the hell do we do about them? Record over them with cartoons? Corrupt all the vicious bone-snapping and sadistic death scenes with nice flowery images of puppy dogs gambolling happily in the sunlight with little kittens? If I included racism, sexism, homophobia or confessed my current love for blasting the pigeons that have set up a nest in my rafters with my high-powered air rifle in my posts then I could understand you editing them, but the swearing is edited anyway with a * in place of one of the letters. Everyone knows what the words are anyway, even when they are obliterated by stars, so what do you possibly hope to acchieve by taking the trouble to delve into and edit my posts? I swear. So ******* what? Sew my lips up and chop my hands off. Holy **** - I just THOUGHT a nasty swearword! There's just no getting away from it. What the hell do we do now? I say we REMOVE the part of my brain responsible. The bad language generator in my brain is probably larger than your car. There are so many nasty thoughts in my head that they even scare me sometimes. I feel like a shaven-headed nuclear device which is just about ready to EXPLODE with fury and scatter profanities like a deadly radioactive dustcloud over Three Mile Island, and even more so when I log on here and find that my posts have been edited. Maybe I should remove my entire brain. Maybe I should dig myself a hole and just clamber on into it. Amos - I would never ever pick on you, but you are a handyman aren't you? Ever twatted your finger with a hammer? Ever dropped a drill on your foot when you were performing one of your handy tasks? Hurts doesn't it? It's the type of pain that makes you want to yell "****!" at the top of your voice, isn't it? But what do you yell, Amos? Do you whisper in a soft falsetto: "Dash, that confounded steel implement appears to have just caused a rather nasty contusion to my finger there"? Or do you let rip with a stream of profanity? You people need to get a life. Did you watch Greg Rudeski's outburst on TV the other day? I bet you all needed a ******* lie-down after all that! Hahahahaha! Swearing is everywhere - it is all around you. It is in your own thoughts, even though you are too scared to admit it. You can't hide from it and editing it and further restricting my freedom of speech just pisses me off and makes me want to leap from the top of the Eiffel Tower in despair. Just because you're on some sort of sad powertrip because you have some degree of importance (well, as important as being a message board moderator can be) on here, doesn't mean you should go out of your way to display your limited power on every possible occasion. Piss. Edit that. It's just a word. It means nothing unless you want it to. It can only offend you if you let it. I like swearing, but the trouble with this message board is that everyone is too ******* nice. I like to be the guy on here who kicks ass and sleeps till noon! It makes me happy. Sometimes I go for long drives at night wearing nothing but my Oakley sunglasses. Why? Bacause sometimes, I just get the urge to. Just as I sometimes get the urge to swear like a trooper. The only way to stop me is to ban me and if you do that, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine! Hahahahahahahaha! Goodbye.
Glimmer (I love a good ******* swear, me!)
