Jules
Potters Clay
I wanted to start a thread on "catch" phrases, or funny sayings you have read either on shirts, greeting cards, bumper stickers, emails, magazines, etc.
:indiffere
Here are a few....
(I will only post a few for now as to not use ALL my supplies at once!)
from Maxine cartoons on greeting cards and emails....
When I "snap," you'll be the first to go!!
Butt jiggle is just my little way of.....
Waving goodbye!
Maybe I'll wake up on the right side of the bed tomorrow...
and maybe I won't.
I can't be bothered with a cell phone in my car...
I am too busy making finger gestures to everyone
Don't like my attitude? Send me an e-mail at: www.like_I_care.com
It's "...One Nation UNDER GOD..."
or bite my skinny old butt and leave!!!
If you MUST burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it FIRST!!
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I found some bumper stickers I can relate to:
When you gripe about the farmer, please do not talk with your mouth FULL!
We are farmers, our second vehicle is a tractor!
SO.....What have you all found that was funny???.....................
:indiffere
Here are a few....
(I will only post a few for now as to not use ALL my supplies at once!)
from Maxine cartoons on greeting cards and emails....
When I "snap," you'll be the first to go!!
Butt jiggle is just my little way of.....
Waving goodbye!
Maybe I'll wake up on the right side of the bed tomorrow...
and maybe I won't.
I can't be bothered with a cell phone in my car...
I am too busy making finger gestures to everyone
Don't like my attitude? Send me an e-mail at: www.like_I_care.com
It's "...One Nation UNDER GOD..."
or bite my skinny old butt and leave!!!
If you MUST burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it FIRST!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
I found some bumper stickers I can relate to:
When you gripe about the farmer, please do not talk with your mouth FULL!
We are farmers, our second vehicle is a tractor!
SO.....What have you all found that was funny???.....................