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Music Seagal training bass player

#1
Our new bass player El Azteca has been training with famous Hollywood actor Steven Seagal, learning the Ancient Oriental Art Of Instantaneous Death. There isn't a wrestler alive that can beat El's kung fu, so we have nuthin' to worry about. And if someone actually makes it all the way past the rest of the band to me, well, I got a shiny new walker that I'd love to plant upside someone's noggin.
 

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#4
Originally posted by Amos Stevens
Our new bass player El Azteca has been training with famous Hollywood actor Steven Seagal, learning the Ancient Oriental Art Of Instantaneous Death. There isn't a wrestler alive that can beat El's kung fu, so we have nuthin' to worry about. And if someone actually makes it all the way past the rest of the band to me, well, I got a shiny new walker that I'd love to plant upside someone's noggin.
Thanks, Amos!!
Hmmmmm!!!!
.....and just who wrote that?
God bless,
Mama san
 
#14
Training ... and teaching ... different things...

It doesn't say that Steven Seagal taught Kung-Fu to El Azteca. It says that El is a kung-fu practitioner who happened to train with Steven Seagal. What the training consisted of was not mentioned. It could be that Steven Seagal was teaching El some aikido moves that could be very practical and rather simple to pick up on (especially by someone who already has martial arts experience). ... Or it could be that Steven Seagal taught El the art of defence with a guitar ... like Arnold and Dennie in the Twins :D

Thanks for that interesting bit, Amos.
 
#16
Many Wrestlers Can..

Amos Stevens said:
Our new bass player El Azteca has been training with famous Hollywood actor Steven Seagal, learning the Ancient Oriental Art Of Instantaneous Death. There isn't a wrestler alive that can beat El's kung fu, so we have nuthin' to worry about. And if someone actually makes it all the way past the rest of the band to me, well, I got a shiny new walker that I'd love to plant upside someone's noggin.

Oh believe me there are alot of them that can do that. ;) ;)