Simple Advice

[Amos Stevens]

Thought of Gman upon reading this:

By following the
simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner
peace...

It read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started."

So I looked around to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished.
Today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of
gin, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a large Easter Egg and a
case
of Heineken. You have no idea how good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace .

 

[kickingbird]

hahahaha lol!!! ... and for those of us into endorphine highs ... I finished off a bottle of red habenero hot sauce
(kickingbird exits with smoke coming out of my ears)

 

[Hallarian]

I'm so far from finishing anything!

I think I'll just go guzzle my bottle of Thai hot sauce. Well best wait til I finish planting the garden because I don't know how much time I'll have, then the hot sauce.

 

[Lotussan]

Ever tried that vietnamese chili sauce, oh my! Hot stuff, I'm telling you!