The return of Glimmer...

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Due to a heady cocktail of errors (i.e. some asshole in my family turning the firewall security setting down to it's lowest possible level and then some even bigger asshole hacker scumbag motherfu*ker deciding that it might be a good day to access my computer and completely and utterly trash my hard drive beyond repair, deleting all files in the process), I was forced to admit defeat with my old computer. Even in my fury, I could barely supress a smile when my mother informed me that one minute she was happily playing on Solitaire and the next, a message saying: "I have hacked you, you cu*t! Hee hee hee hee hee!" flashed up on the screen about 60 times! After a lot of messing about with system reboot discs and Windows and internet installation discs, I felt something inside my head SNAP and I hurled the fu*king machine down the stairs in temper. As if that violent outburst wasn't enough, I then built a fu*king great bonfire in the garden and, ignoring my 11 year old sister's tearful protests that 'all her songs and games were stored on the computer', I proceeded to cremate it's smouldering remains! The hunt was on for a new computer, and luckily enough, I found an old tower gathering dust in my brother's bedroom. With a bit of tweaking and a few quid spent on a CDRW and memory upgrades, I am back with a computer which is around twice as powerful as my old one. Hope you all enjoyed my little story. Let the madness continue...

Glimmer :ironchief
 
GlimmerMan said:
Due to a heady cocktail of errors (i.e. some asshole in my family turning the firewall security setting down to it's lowest possible level and then some even bigger asshole hacker scumbag motherfu*ker deciding that it might be a good day to access my computer and completely and utterly trash my hard drive beyond repair, deleting all files in the process), I was forced to admit defeat with my old computer. Even in my fury, I could barely supress a smile when my mother informed me that one minute she was happily playing on Solitaire and the next, a message saying: "I have hacked you, you cu*t! Hee hee hee hee hee!" flashed up on the screen about 60 times! After a lot of messing about with system reboot discs and Windows and internet installation discs, I felt something inside my head SNAP and I hurled the fu*king machine down the stairs in temper. As if that violent outburst wasn't enough, I then built a fu*king great bonfire in the garden and, ignoring my 11 year old sister's tearful protests that 'all her songs and games were stored on the computer', I proceeded to cremate it's smouldering remains! The hunt was on for a new computer, and luckily enough, I found an old tower gathering dust in my brother's bedroom. With a bit of tweaking and a few quid spent on a CDRW and memory upgrades, I am back with a computer which is around twice as powerful as my old one. Hope you all enjoyed my little story. Let the madness continue...

Glimmer :ironchief

Good to have you back Glimmer and sorry to hear about your old computer..Great story though as we have become used to with you..
 

MMCK2

New Member
Great to have you back man. Sorry about your old computer, but your description of the events surrounding your old one, was some funny sh*t. LOL

To quote Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce) -: "Let the mayhem commence!"

Peace.

MMCK2
 

TDWoj

Administrator
Staff member
I'd wondered where you'd got to, Glimmer. Glad you're back (here's some soap with which to wash out your mouth, LOL, though I suspect if someone had hacked MY computer, I'd be turning the air blue with cursing as well) and have got yourself back on-line.

-TD, as yet unhacked
 
What did your arsehole brother do to piss of this hacker? lol I've not had a problem, and I piss off everyone ^_^....it comes from my cossack ancestory lol....
*whispers* Glimmer maybe he was after your stash of fetish videos :p
 

Storm

Smile dammit!
Good to see you back. Remind me not to get on your bad side and make it up to your sister. No wonder there's global warming with the madness of computer fires!
 

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Thankyou very much. You know - I think Sleeping Fox might be right - I had just downloaded the Jordan sex video the day before the hacking took place! So - what's new? Anyone seen T3?
 
GlimmerMan said:
Thankyou very much. You know - I think Sleeping Fox might be right - I had just downloaded the Jordan sex video the day before the hacking took place! So - what's new? Anyone seen T3?
yea when it came out 2 months ago
 

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Hello. I may have returned but I am leaving again shortly. I have a week off work and am going to spend it in London. See you all when I get back and, Little Cookie - I may see you while I am there. ;)

Glimmer.
 

Felicia Storm

New Member
Hello my darling GMan,

I know....it's been a long time. Sorry for not writing to you sooner. Have fun in London. Hopefully, we can catchup when you get back.

Felicia (Roxanne)
 

cookie

New Member
GlimmerMan said:
I have a week off work and am going to spend it in London.and, Little Cookie - I may see you while I am there. ;)

Glimmer.

coming soon "When Cookie met Glimmer" :D
 

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
I apologise for not meeting you, Cookie. I had a good trip though, apart from staying in a sh*t hotel the 1st night. Soon sorted that one out though, as I told the punk behind the check-in desk that his hotel was a rat-infested sh*thole pussy house and that we were leaving without paying a penny! Hahaha!

Glimmer (don't visit the Lancaster Court Hotel in London...)
 
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