Describe Seagal In One Word.

Chubby. Or chunky. Or is it tubby? Plump? Oh dear, I’m sorely confused… quite a mind maze, isn’t it? :D Well, when he is at his best (fairly rarely lately :D), I think he does look a little like Roger Moore in James Bond. Just a little. But that’s pretty much it. He doesn’t have Moore’s looks, panache, wit, sex appeal, manners, sarcasm and the list just goes on. You don’t believe me? Go ask some ladies in your neighbourhood! ;)

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KimonoSoul

Wacky on the Junk
Here we go again.....first of all...Sean Connery is the one true James Bond. 'Nuff said.
And to address the "chubby-chunky-overweight" issue some of you are having.....yes, in Steven's younger days...he was hot, long legs and a tight little behind. Kind of reminds me of a Corvette...nice lines, fun to drive fast, lean on, etc. Now, I'd say he's a Monte Carlo. They look cool, a little more sturdy and substantial....just the thing for a nice, long drive....(I'm sure some of you are pickin' up what I'm puttin' down! lol!!) Personally...I'd like to take the Monte Carlo on a long drive.....

Also, just an aside that has nothing to do with anything (except the James Bond comment)....you really should take it stirred....shaking bruises the gin....which is not cool....
 

KimonoSoul

Wacky on the Junk
Lollipop said:
I with the Monte Carlo, nice long drive......................

KimonoSoul, you are great!!!

I think you're great too, babe!! I loan you the Monte Carlo...I'll even let you wax him and keep him shiny!!!
 

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Roger Moore my butt..And kindly get off the weight issue thanks this is an non-weight thread...as for one word to describe him "Trust-Worthy"....
 
Well, my dear… Orangatuang, I was interested in the LADIES’ opinion on the issue, as I was saying, not the Australian chimpeys’, but anyway, you’re welcome to show us some real “monkey business” over here, I think the “butt” thing you mentioned there was pretty eloquent, so feel free to keep it up! :D Oh, and one more thing: why do YOU start picking on MY picking on the weight issue? Feeling a little envisaged, too? :p

KimonoSoul, you’re free to drive your Monte Carlo as much as you like showing off in front of others, but I’m afraid it’s more of a Monster-Truck we’re talking about in here. :D Anyway, you’re free to dream as long as you please, after all, it’s the one thing that keeps us alive, isn’t it? ;) And since you brought up that James Bond thing, let’s get one thing straight: the ultimate James Bond is definitely Roger Moore, not Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan. They’re both very cool, but one of them is Scottish and the latter is Irish and it shows. After all, Ian Fleming’s character is an English spy “on Her Majesty’s Secret Service” etc. "‘Nuff said". :cool:
 

Lollipop

Banned
Hello Scotch, I think we have only come across each other on the quote thread!!
How are you? I ask for a drink you bashed my quote, I was rude to you, sorry!
Glad to see you around!!
 

Lollipop

Banned
scotch.on.the.rocks said:


You are Steven?

We will have to get better aquainted sometime!
Did you introduce yourself on the introduce yourself thread? If not do, I will go and check in case you did and I don't remember!! I usually read everything!
Bye
 
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