yudansha
TheGreatOne
O.K. I'll start this for fun. Take it as you will. I will be posting jokes to make you laugh (or try at least to make some of you lighten up a little). Please contribute (but stick to the jokes; please don't pollute with the excess c**p).
These are just jokes, nothing more!
1. A man comes for a job interview:
- "I have a wife. I have five Children."
- "What else can you do."
2. - "I remember being able to drink a bucket of beer, but now, I can only manage half."
- "What happened? Health deteriorating?"
- "No, my head doesn't fit beyond half the bucket."
3. You don't have to think of a reason to drink on Friday. Friday is a reason enough.
4. A plane. Pilot’s cabin: the pilot explains the height of flight, speed, weather outside etc. Then puts down the microphone, and forgetting to turn it off relaxes in his chair and wishfully exclaims: “Wouldn’t it be great just to have a cup of coffee and a woman right now!” The stewardess decides to remind the pilot that the microphone is still on and sprints towards the cabin.
Voice of a passenger: “Don’t forget the coffee!”
5.A patient comes to a doctor and asks:
Patient – “Doctor, nobody notices me!”
Doctor – “Next!”
I will post more later.
These are just jokes, nothing more!
1. A man comes for a job interview:
- "I have a wife. I have five Children."
- "What else can you do."
2. - "I remember being able to drink a bucket of beer, but now, I can only manage half."
- "What happened? Health deteriorating?"
- "No, my head doesn't fit beyond half the bucket."
3. You don't have to think of a reason to drink on Friday. Friday is a reason enough.
4. A plane. Pilot’s cabin: the pilot explains the height of flight, speed, weather outside etc. Then puts down the microphone, and forgetting to turn it off relaxes in his chair and wishfully exclaims: “Wouldn’t it be great just to have a cup of coffee and a woman right now!” The stewardess decides to remind the pilot that the microphone is still on and sprints towards the cabin.
Voice of a passenger: “Don’t forget the coffee!”
5.A patient comes to a doctor and asks:
Patient – “Doctor, nobody notices me!”
Doctor – “Next!”
I will post more later.