Jules
Potters Clay
The radio station I listen to has a segment called, "Nearly Normal News." They talk about current news that is a bit....not normal.... 
I thought I would share them with you as I get a chance to post them.
*****If anyone has news from their area....good or bad....and not normal....contribute as you wish!
Some of these blunders, I don't remember where they took place. I started taping the segment so future posts WILL have where the news took place.
* A man orders a pizza. When the delivery girl stops by to drop off the mans pizza, the man decides to rob her. After the woman leaves the man decided she was pretty good looking so he calls her back and asks her out on a date and gives her his name and phone number. The guy shouldn't have been surprised when the woman gave the police his name and number.....like she was really going to go on a date with a man that robbed her!!!! ........HELLOOOOO!!!!
* A person decides to break into an ATM machine. Not being able to open it, the person attaches a chain to the ATM machine and the other end to the bumper of his truck. When his bumper falls off....he panics and decides to leave....leaving behind his bumper.......which STILL had his license plate attached!!!!
* A man decides to rob a bank. Unfortunately he picked the bank he banks at.....needless to say the teller recognized him!!!!
* A man breaks into a car and proceeds to steal the stereo, CD's and stuff by taking it out through the trunk. On his way back out he accidently shuts the door on himself locking himself in the trunk. Someone calls police to say there is noise coming from the trunk of a car. Police think they are about to rescue a person who has been kidnapped or something, only to find the robber and the evidence in the trunk.
These happened to be male blunders.....I have some female ones also. Let me write them out and I will be back to post.....
I thought I would share them with you as I get a chance to post them.
*****If anyone has news from their area....good or bad....and not normal....contribute as you wish!
Some of these blunders, I don't remember where they took place. I started taping the segment so future posts WILL have where the news took place.
* A man orders a pizza. When the delivery girl stops by to drop off the mans pizza, the man decides to rob her. After the woman leaves the man decided she was pretty good looking so he calls her back and asks her out on a date and gives her his name and phone number. The guy shouldn't have been surprised when the woman gave the police his name and number.....like she was really going to go on a date with a man that robbed her!!!! ........HELLOOOOO!!!!
* A person decides to break into an ATM machine. Not being able to open it, the person attaches a chain to the ATM machine and the other end to the bumper of his truck. When his bumper falls off....he panics and decides to leave....leaving behind his bumper.......which STILL had his license plate attached!!!!
* A man decides to rob a bank. Unfortunately he picked the bank he banks at.....needless to say the teller recognized him!!!!
* A man breaks into a car and proceeds to steal the stereo, CD's and stuff by taking it out through the trunk. On his way back out he accidently shuts the door on himself locking himself in the trunk. Someone calls police to say there is noise coming from the trunk of a car. Police think they are about to rescue a person who has been kidnapped or something, only to find the robber and the evidence in the trunk.
These happened to be male blunders.....I have some female ones also. Let me write them out and I will be back to post.....
