Steven Seagal Mentioned In Rap Songs
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GlimmerMan
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Hahahaha... welcome back, Zookie.
GlimmerMan
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Hey man. The Tesco bargain section huh? For me - the value sh*t you get in the supermarket just doesn't cut it. In Asda they have shelves at the end of the frozen aisles with all the marked down stuff which has like a day left before it goes off. Today I was looking with interest at a chilled pheasant for the princely sum of 26 pence. 26p for a pheasant! Hahaha! However, I decided against it. It reminded me of an old tongue twister which my friend got me to say when I was 8 years old and then went running to tell my mum when I said the 'f' word by mistake. The goddamn punk! I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm always plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucking's done. Aye.
Later Zookie!
GMan
Later Zookie!
GMan
Yo glimmer!
thats what i meant! the expires on that day section! lol today they had nectarines for 10p! yaaay! loooooooool
its all about that area!
u got a job tho? i dont have a job! so its desperate for me!
26p for a pheasant is a joke! birds dont get the appreciation they used to get do they!
by the way i said the f word the first time i read that looooooooool nice one
u from liverpool?
thats what i meant! the expires on that day section! lol today they had nectarines for 10p! yaaay! loooooooool
its all about that area!
u got a job tho? i dont have a job! so its desperate for me!
26p for a pheasant is a joke! birds dont get the appreciation they used to get do they!
by the way i said the f word the first time i read that looooooooool nice one
u from liverpool?
Littledragon
Above The Law
GlimmerMan said:Hahaha... indeed. You forgot Public Enemy.
Yes Public Enemy are true legends, Chuck D. is just a genious, their group actually sent a message unlike some rappers today.
GlimmerMan
Huge Member
zookie said:
Certainly am bro. Lived here all my life. Yes I do have a job, so I buy the quality stuff from the Tesco 'Finest' range, hahaha! Later dude.
GMan
LOOOOL!
iv never had the luxury of buying from that section yet but it looks good!
yea but if ur a high roller what you doing in tescos anyway! lol juss joking bro
but mayB its time u start going marks and spencers where u belong! with the quality organic overfresh food lol!
c u
iv never had the luxury of buying from that section yet but it looks good!
yea but if ur a high roller what you doing in tescos anyway! lol juss joking bro
but mayB its time u start going marks and spencers where u belong! with the quality organic overfresh food lol!
c u
Rob O'Brain
SYSTEM HAS FAILED...
Have you considered that 50 Cent may be a robot like me? Not many humans can survive being shot 9 times in the face and survive...
50 cent and the game are robots
u know why
they dress and act the same as every next "gangster" rapper, they all look the same like robots
They got no originality/personality=robots
theyre fake rappers, they wear thongs underneath and fantasize about men
All the real rappers (fu schnickens, da hood cru, Sharkman, the musketeers) werent tryina put on a image like 50
"i got shot 9 times, i got shot 9 times" so what? do i care?
only loosers get impressed by that kind of stuff!
if you wanna hear rap listen to the artists i told you
If you wanna fantasize about sum fake rapper and be amazed by how many bullets he took then waste your time with the game
Peace!
ps. this is not a hate post! (like sum people have been doing on my posts!)
u know why
they dress and act the same as every next "gangster" rapper, they all look the same like robots
They got no originality/personality=robots
theyre fake rappers, they wear thongs underneath and fantasize about men
All the real rappers (fu schnickens, da hood cru, Sharkman, the musketeers) werent tryina put on a image like 50
"i got shot 9 times, i got shot 9 times" so what? do i care?
only loosers get impressed by that kind of stuff!
if you wanna hear rap listen to the artists i told you
If you wanna fantasize about sum fake rapper and be amazed by how many bullets he took then waste your time with the game
Peace!
ps. this is not a hate post! (like sum people have been doing on my posts!)
Did you read this ???
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"Help Me Make It Through The Night" Based on the performance by Kris Kristofferson
"Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal" Parody by Airfarcewon
I think he pronouces his name..Seagal,(rhymes with "well") but, for this parody..rhyme it with "wall"...And all you S.S. fans...call off the dogs..this is just in fun, (tongue in cheeky)
Crazy eyebrows, combed back hair
Six foot somethin'...mean and tough
He's got muscles in his breath
Knocks out bad guys with a puff
Always shows up in a town
Where he's needed most of all
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !
On the side of right, not wrong
Martial arts is his best friend
Movies not of rocket science
Seen the start...you know the end..
He connects with ponytails
Like the fat part in a stall
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !
On the side of right, not wrong
On acting lessons did not spend
Movies not of rocket science
Seen the start...you'll know the end..
He connects with ponytails
Like the fat part in a stall
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !
For God Sakes, please!
It's our last hope !
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strange !!!
suzi
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"Help Me Make It Through The Night" Based on the performance by Kris Kristofferson
"Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal" Parody by Airfarcewon
I think he pronouces his name..Seagal,(rhymes with "well") but, for this parody..rhyme it with "wall"...And all you S.S. fans...call off the dogs..this is just in fun, (tongue in cheeky)
Crazy eyebrows, combed back hair
Six foot somethin'...mean and tough
He's got muscles in his breath
Knocks out bad guys with a puff
Always shows up in a town
Where he's needed most of all
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !
On the side of right, not wrong
Martial arts is his best friend
Movies not of rocket science
Seen the start...you know the end..
He connects with ponytails
Like the fat part in a stall
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !
On the side of right, not wrong
On acting lessons did not spend
Movies not of rocket science
Seen the start...you'll know the end..
He connects with ponytails
Like the fat part in a stall
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !
For God Sakes, please!
It's our last hope !
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strange !!!
suzi
Rob O'Brain
SYSTEM HAS FAILED...
Now THAT is poetry.