Top 10 things I like about Steven Seagal

Mama San

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Smiling Chinese,
Welcome to the STEVEN SEAGAL RESOURCE FORUM!!!
Enjoy!!!

A bit of a duck waddle? No way!!!!!
He struts like a confident man!!
God bless,
Mama san
 

Smiling Chinese

New Member
Perhaps even billions and billions--there possible might no end to his infinite greatness!!!!! Seriously, though, folks...the real reason this main man is great is this--he kicked that guy in the nuts at the end of Out for Justice...that Teamster dude who'd earlier thrown the poor puppy out of the car.

Wow...like maybe it's even trillions and trillions......?????
 

Amos Stevens

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Hey but where's the fan-fare for that pup in Out For Justice for peeing on the guy? Where are his fans? Where is his web site?
 

Mama San

Administrator
Amos,
Sorry dear, but I think maybe he's too young for a web site!
His mama is probably very strict!;)
God bless,
Mama san
 

Smiling Chinese

New Member
No sweat, El Fritz--believe it or not, that little pup's got a thriving website--of his very own--at Coldhearted&InsensitiveTeamsterKillers.com. He's even more famous than Seagal, but down in the Boondocks. Lord have mercy for a poor pup...hmmm, was that Joe South?...

Anyway, and seriously, that guy had it comin!!! Such a cute pup, and, what's more, Steve looked badass for his lady, Kelly LeBrock. BOTTOM LINE--GREAT ENDING FOR A GREAT FLICK!! :D
 

TDWoj

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Re: "duck-waddle". It's more of a swagger. I just watched "Above the Law" again, and you can see it in the scene where he punches the big guy (after the attack by the five guys in the convertible). It's there again in HPD, but because he's bigger, it could be construed as being a duck-waddle....
 

Disciple

come get some
No offense, but to say he has a "Duck Waddle" is the most absurd thing I've ever heard! Please. The guy has the most confident (some would say TOO confident) tough guy swagger in the world. For someone to waddle, they would need to have only partial mobility in their legs. Seagal does not waddle.

Another thing that gets me is when some of these movie critics claim that Seagal "runs like a woman". :mad4: He's got a kind of unusual way of walking/running because of his lankiness, but I do have a few fairly tall friends who move in a similar way.
 

TDWoj

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I notice when he runs that he's very relaxed. Most guys I see running (in movies, for exampl) run with their hands set in hard fists, and their arms very closely held into their bodies, as if they were afraid their arms are going to come off from the exertion. Steven runs with his hands open, and his arms free, effortlessly.
 

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
He's got such gracefully long arms and legs too...
Something I wish I had...
And that I hope my children (if I have any) will have (heh, heh)
And don't even get me started on those gorgeous hands of his...
Such masculine yet slender fingers...
It's no wonder he's a guitar man with such agile fingers...;)
He's attractive in so many ways, sigh...
I just adore him soooooo much...
 

suziwong

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Very Charismatic !! He is Fenomen, Monarch !! He is POWER !!!
He is extraordinary, special, etc...
He is AWESOME !!

in onenenss
 

Storm

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Because his running has improved since Above The Law/Nico! Seriously though it's basically how he carries himself and the ability to kick ass that he can tell his critics to **** off. Besides Norris, i can't think of another martial artist still making movies at that age.

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Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
Disciple said:
No offense, but to say he has a "Duck Waddle" is the most absurd thing I've ever heard! Please. The guy has the most confident (some would say TOO confident) tough guy swagger in the world. For someone to waddle, they would need to have only partial mobility in their legs. Seagal does not waddle.

Another thing that gets me is when some of these movie critics claim that Seagal "runs like a woman". :mad4: He's got a kind of unusual way of walking/running because of his lankiness, but I do have a few fairly tall friends who move in a similar way.


Thanks Disciple, you took the words right out of my mouth...He does have a swagger thing going on, which I think looks cool...I would be proud to walk beside him, anytime...:) He is definately a big, tall hunk o' man, heh, that's a fact, "and I like it." ;) ;) ;)
 
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