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No sweat, El Fritz--believe it or not, that little pup's got a thriving website--of his very own--at Coldhearted&InsensitiveTeamsterKillers.com. He's even more famous than Seagal, but down in the Boondocks. Lord have mercy for a poor pup...hmmm, was that Joe South?... Anyway, and seriously...

Perhaps even billions and billions--there possible might no end to his infinite greatness!!!!! Seriously, though, folks...the real reason this main man is great is this--he kicked that guy in the nuts at the end of Out for Justice...that Teamster dude who'd earlier thrown the poor puppy out of...

Thanks, folks. So nice to bee hear...bea heer...whatever....thanks again!!

1) He always keeps his cool on-screen, no matter who he's facing. 2) His humor is the BEST of all the action stars--totally unique. 3) He has a very personable way of talking when he likes you. 4) He's incredibly confident and well composed--always. 5) He is probably the most...