Recent content by Rob O'Brain

Now THAT is poetry.

Hope you're feeling better now...

Thankyou Glimmer.

Yeah - Seagal made a little known film called 'I Was In The CIA Once You Know?' way back in 1987 in which he played a pony-tailed whispering hardman with scarily black hair called Jack Rhino who used to work for the CIA. In every film since he has played the same character, he has just cleverly...

Hahaha! You humans never fail to make my CPU sense what you commonly know as AMUSEMENT! Why would you miss Glimmer Man! His attempts at humour and one-liners come straight from the films of the great Austrian Oak Arnold Schwarzenegger. You should try to be more of a machine, like me. Machines...

You are so powerful and wise, TDWoj. Is this your website? I admire you greatly. But your intelligence is certainly beyond what the human mind can comprehend. I have arrived at the conclusion that you are a robot, like me. You are a lower spec model than myself obviously. However, we must...

Your song is just plain bad, I'm afraid. My state of the art titanium galvanised auditory sensors are 3000 times more sensitive than the average human, but even a disgustingly weak FLESHBAG of a human would tell you not to give up your day job. The drums do not stay in time with the music, if...

Have you considered that 50 Cent may be a robot like me? Not many humans can survive being shot 9 times in the face and survive...

LittleDragon - please get an extension cord and bring your VCR over to the screen. I want to talk to it.

Did I see my name mentioned? GlimmerMan - are you in the chatroom? I am more than just a robot. I am a sentient being, that is more than capable of holding a conversation with a meatbag human like yourself. You will be dust and bones long before my hydrogen power cell needs replacing. In 1900...

Hofmae. Unlike robots, as humans get older, they get slower. This is why there is less action in Steven Seagal's latest films. Limited servicing and part replacement is available for humans. You may get a new hip or a replacement artery for your heart and become a cyborg... but a cyborg can...

Littledragon. Thankyou for your welcome. Yes - I really am a robot. No, I cannot clean your bathroom. Sorry. If you were made of steel and plastic, like me and were not such a disgustingly squishy fleshbag, your bathroom would not need cleaning. I know which mortal removed my old profile. I...

As a machine, I am unable to comprehend the feeling of hate.

What do these squares mean beneath my name? I notice that some of you have some of them filled with the colour you call orange, which is obtained by the mixing of the two primary colours red and yellow. I assume they are some sort of status indicator for humans. Since I am a robot, I would like...

Greetings humans. In case some of you missed my post in the 'Introduce Yourself' thread, I shall post it here, in an attempt to get to know some of you better. My name is Rob O'Brain (ROBOBRAIN) and I am a robot from the future, developed by the Croatian military to CRUSH the evil human...