Plebs, fu*king plebs with no fu*king imagination like that sh*t, you have to be a fu*king moron to find it funny, the fu*king idiots at my work have all fu*king got it, every single one of them is a complete fu*king social outcast, they all favour the slightly more irritating dance mix with the theme from Beverly Hills Cop, their defence is that you don't have to act intelligent all the time, sometimes it's fun to be a bit stupid, yeah, fine, okay, I'm with you but why is it that they seem to manage to redress that balance by being complete fu*king idiots 100% of the time, I'm not surprised that the guy who did this made a mint, sh*t, with all the fu*king sub-intellectuals in the world I'm surprised he didn't make more, it's always nice to see someone get rich by making something useful that contributes to the advancement of the species, it's great to know that retarded noises for chavs to play on their pointless mobile phones has become a multi-million pound industry, it makes me feel so warm inside that it's possible to put any old fu*king **** on the television and people will buy it because they have no fu*king minds of their own, goddamn it it fu*king infuriates me why do I have to trawl through ten layers of 'Footballer Fu*ks Glamour Girl' to get to some news about the outside world, why do most people know more about Jade fu*king Goody than they do about Kofi Annan, why do I have to put up with these fu*king no-mark scum a$$holes who pollute my life, raise their kids on television, white lightning and hanging out at fu*king bus stops, fu*king advertising and brand identification has become more important to these people than ANYTHING else, if David fu*king Beckham and his talentless fu*king tart of a wife haven't wiped their fake-tanned ar$es on it then it's not worth knowing about, fu*king chavs, fu*king wannabe chavs, fu*king bodykitted sh*tty hatchbacks, fu*king LaCoste tracksuit-wearing slobs, fu*king mass-breeding, sh*t-for-brains, BMW X5 driving wastes of fu*king life. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
