Dont mess with the cook

[The Cook]

As a new member I just thought I'd better introduce myself and say hi to fellow new member - Schneedler!!!

Many of my friends see Steven Seagal as nothing more than pyjama wearing, mystical old fool but I think its time the true fans stood up to be counted. Steven has always been seen as a poor mans Stallone and never recveived the credit he deserves. In my eyes he has more talent in his little ponytail than stallone does in his entire body.

Not only is he one of the best fighters in the world, he is also a musical genius. Kinda like a Kung fu Bruce Springsteen. I have just purchased his debut albumn, 'songs for the crystal cave' and it is magical. 'My God' being my personal favourite. It has inspired me to find religion again and has also taught me to follow my spiritual path through life. I also recently lost my cat, Nico.Which was a difficult time for me, but the song 'Dont you cry' helped me through. I felt as if he he had written it specially for me.

Anyway I dont want to go on to much, I just wanted to let you know that Steven Seagal is a god. And in my eyes, he always will be.

The cook.

Ps. Come on Steven, Under Seige 3 is long over due.

 

[Schneedler]

Don't mess with the cook

pyjama wearing?

your friends need to tune into the real world. I personally feel that Steven is a fashion icon. And an old fool he has fortune-cookie intelligence they should know better!!

I am also sorry to hear about your cat Nico.
Any creature with such a lively name should be immortal like Steven

I am sure that one day in the future Steven will lead us all on the road to enlightenment and peace and also immortality.

Stevens god is bigger than mine

Schneedler

 

[Pandora]

You have both made my day - true fans!!!! Sorry about your cat - not easy losing a loved family member. I agree about Steven's music - it calms the soul. I watch some of his movies again and again - makes me feel good!!!
A big welcome and hug for both of you newbies...

 

[Schneedler]

Thanks for your response Pandora.

It has made me feel welcome to this forum.

I am sure that The Cook will feel happy with your sorrow for his cat's passing away.

Have you seen Belly of the Beast??

Oh my god what a film I just seen it the other night there. Unbelievable.

Big up Seagal and his aikido ways

 

[DRAGONKING]

Sorry to hear about your cat.

Just ordered Songs from the Crystal Cave, and look forward to listening to it a thousand times!

Schneedler, just wanted to say that Belly of the Beast is one of Steven`s best dtv`s, in my view.

Best to everyone,
DragonKing.

 

[Schneedler]

Hi again fellow Seagal fans

I have lost my cover to Stevens album 'Songs from the Crystal Cave' and as a result no longer have the superbly written lyrics. I would be grateful if someone would be able to send these lyrics to me? as I am now missing having my occasional sing-a-long to seagal nights.

And I now ask you all if you would feel the same... If Steven was invisible?

Take care
God Bless
Happy meditations
Yours spiritually
Schneedler

 

[Pandora]

Thanks for your response Pandora.

It has made me feel welcome to this forum.

I am sure that The Cook will feel happy with your sorrow for his cat's passing away.

Have you seen Belly of the Beast??

Oh my god what a film I just seen it the other night there. Unbelievable.

Big up Seagal and his aikido ways

Yes, but I just watched Today you Die last night - his aikido moves were fantastic!!! Not a dull moment in that film.

 

[Schneedler]

Yes I agree with you on that one Pandora it is a splendid film.

As is most of Steven's films