Entertainment.

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Whoopi Goldberg returns to Broadway roots and the show that started it all

NEW YORK (AP) - Whoopi Goldberg is returning to Broadway in the show that jump-started her career 20 years ago.

Goldberg opens Nov. 17 at the Lyceum Theatre, the same house where her one-woman show premiered in October 1984, it was announced Tuesday. The original show ran for 156 performances. Since then, the actress-comedian has appeared on Broadway in the revivals of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum and Ma Rainey's Black Bottom.

She won a supporting actress Oscar in 1991 for Ghost. Her movies also include The Color Purple and the Sister Act films.

Preview performances begin Nov. 6. Goldberg will try out her show in Philadelphia, playing a week's engagement at the Merriam Theatre starting Oct. 13.

© The Canadian Press, 2004
 

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Kerry has a laugh about Vietnam war record on The Daily Show

NEW YORK (AP) - After weeks of charge and countercharge in the U.S. presidential campaign, comedian Jon Stewart tried Tuesday to get to the bottom of the debate over Democrat John Kerry's military service in Vietnam.

"I watch a lot of the cable news shows, so I understand that you were never in Vietnam," said Stewart, host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show. "That's what I understand, too, but I'm trying to find out what happened," Kerry joked.

A group of Vietnam veterans has accused Kerry, in public statements and television commercials, of exaggerating his actions during the war, where he served on a navy swift boat and earned five medals.

As Kerry launched into one of his lengthy monologues about why President George W. Bush avoids talking about issues like the economy, jobs and the environment, the comedian interrupted.

"I'm sorry," Stewart said.

"Were you or were you not in Cambodia?"

Stewart and Kerry then leaned in and stared each other down over the comedian's desk before Stewart asked about some of the other things Kerry's opponents are saying about him.

"Are you the No. 1 most liberal senator in the Senate?" he asked, joking about claims Kerry is "more liberal than Karl Marx, apparently."

"No," Kerry answered.

"Are you or have you ever flip-flopped?" Stewart asked.

"I've flip-flopped, flap-flipped," Kerry said, poking fun at the Republican label.

Stewart also sought answers to another hard-hitting question: "Is it true that every time I use ketchup, your wife gets a nickel?"

The candidate's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, is heir to the Heinz food fortune.

"Would that it were," Kerry said.

When the conversation turned serious, Stewart asked Kerry how he would counter Bush's ability in debates to turn issues into a choice between his position and the opposition.

Kerry said the debates would be a challenge.

"The president has won every debate he's ever had," Kerry said.

"He beat Ann Richards. He beat Al Gore."

"So, he's a good debater."

Many presidential candidates appeared on late-night comedy shows this year. John Edwards, now Kerry's running mate, even announced on The Daily Show that he was a candidate for president -which Kerry said he watched.

"I think that's why he lost," Stewart said.

"No, he won," Kerry insisted, then jokingly offered to hold their inauguration on the show.

Kerry offered an interesting observation on life as a presidential candidate.

"You'd be amazed at the number of people who want to introduce themselves to you in the men's room," he said.

"It's the most bizarre part of this entire thing."

© The Canadian Press, 2004
 

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Siegfried & Roy producer refuses to hand over video of tiger attack

LAS VEGAS (AP) - The company that produced the Siegfried & Roy magic show has refused to give U.S. government investigators a video of the tiger attack that badly injured illusionist Roy Horn.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture attempted to obtain the video through two subpoenas but Vienna, Va.-based Feld Entertainment would not hand over the footage, a USDA source familiar with the case said Tuesday, speaking on condition of anonymity.

The source said the USDA would pursue other "legal avenues" but did not give specifics.

Under the Animal Welfare Act, the USDA has been investigating the October attack in which Horn was mauled by a 136-kilogram white tiger during a live performance at The Mirage hotel-casino in Las Vegas.

Horn survived but later had a stroke that has left him partially paralysed. The long-running show closed.

USDA spokesman Jim Rogers said Tuesday from Washington that the investigation into the tiger attack remains open. He would not discuss efforts to obtain the footage or details of the investigation.

The federal act allows the USDA to take action against animal-welfare violators and impose fines and suspend or revoke licences.

Feld Entertainment spokeswoman Shannon Pak declined comment, citing the continuing investigation.

The USDA also is investigating the death of a Ringling Bros. circus lion last month. Ringling Bros. is run by Feld Entertainment.

The lion died on a train travelling from Arizona to California. A lion handler said circus managers ignored his pleas to check on the animal on the long trip through the Mojave Desert, where temperatures can exceed 38 degrees C.

Jim Andacht, vice-president of circus operations, wrote in an Aug. 14 letter to the Washington Post newspaper: "A statement by a former Ringling Bros. employee misrepresented the events before and after the death of our two-year-old lion, Clyde, including false allegations our company and employees were withholding information from the U.S. Department of Agriculture."

© The Canadian Press, 2004
 

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Reality T.V. star handles multibillion deals deftly, Donald Trump-style

NEW YORK (AP) - Kwame Jackson is starting to look less like an 'Apprentice' and more like Donald Trump.

The runner-up in the first season of the NBC reality show The Apprentice has completed a multibillion dollar real-estate deal of his own. With two other partners, Jackson has made a deal with officials in Prince George's County in Maryland to develop 220 hectares into commercial and residential property. The deal is worth $3.8 billion US and will provide over 32,000 jobs, Jackson said.

"For me, 'The Apprentice' was the beginning," he told The Associated Press Tuesday. "It's not a ceiling, it's a floor."

In developing one of the nation's more affluent black counties, "We believe in being catalysts in what we call the second generation of the civil rights movement," Jackson said.

His company, Legacy Development Partners, will announce the specifics of the real estate deal at a news conference Wednesday. It also plans production of an executive menswear line and a network TV show.

© The Canadian Press, 2004
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
Date: August 25, 2004
Source: http://msn.foxsports.com/id/2691656
________________________________________________________________

I only copied the three sentences that are about Prince.

[...]
Apparently Jay-Z isn't the only celeb putting down money on the Brooklyn Nets. The list of investors was made public yesterday and Prince and Wesley Snipes were on it. Hopefully they won't change the team name to the Brooklyn Purple Rain.
[...]
 

Serena

Administrator
Okay, littledragon. From this point, please put all Prince articles in the separate thread entitled Prince Articles, okay? There were way too many of the same types, reviews and such, and they were too long. This thread was intended for short articles about a variety of entertainment subjects.

Thanks! :)
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
Serena said:
Okay, littledragon. From this point, please put all Prince articles in the separate thread entitled Prince Articles, okay? There were way too many of the same types, reviews and such, and they were too long. This thread was intended for short articles about a variety of entertainment subjects.

Thanks! :)


Ok thanks Serena. Can you creat just one Prince thread instead of 2?

I will love that thread, thank you so so much Serena!
 

Serena

Administrator
littledragon869 said:
Ok thanks Serena. Can you creat just one Prince thread instead of 2?

I will love that thread, thank you so so much Serena!

Already done, littledragon! :) And you're very welcome.

As you'll notice, I split all the Prince articles you had in the Entertainment thread and have them in the thread called Prince articles, so they're all saved and intact. :)
 

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Have you seen this article on Jet Li?

Jet Li wants his movies to touch your soul, then kick your butt


LOS ANGELES (AP) - Jet Li wants to touch your soul before he kicks your butt.

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Actor Jet Li poses for a portrait in front of a Rodin sculpture at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in Los Angeles Thursday. (AP/Matt Sayles)

The Hong Kong action star says too many martial-arts movies ignore heart and emotion in favour of vengeance and gore. He said his latest film to hit U.S. theatres, the Mandarin-language Hero, is an antidote to other by-the-numbers action movies, an epic story about ancient China that aims to mesmerize moviegoers.

"We make the movements like a dream, more romantic, look pretty and (characters) have respect. It's not like old Hong Kong films -two guys fighting, destroy the table, everything in the room broken and destroyed. Here it's more classic," Li said, clutching a string of Buddhist prayer beads while sitting on an outdoor patio of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art before a recent preview screening.

In Hero, set circa 200 B.C., Li plays a nameless ranger who receives an audience with the King of Qin, a historical figure who became China's first emperor, oversaw the building of the Great Wall and conquered the six other warring states.

A trio of assassins from those regions -Sky, Broken Sword and Snow -have long tried to murder the king, and Li's character is there to relate how he defeated Sky (Donnie Yen) with mystical swordsmanship and used the love between Broken Sword (Tony Leung Chiu-Wai) and Snow (Maggie Cheung) to turn them against each other.

In Hero, human beings hover over placid mountain lakes, dart toward each other faster than light, clash swords with a thousand marauding soldiers and deflect impossible attacks under a sky blackened by flying arrows.

"We talk about martial arts having three levels," Li said in broken English. "The first level we talk about the physical: sword on your hand is part of your body. You use like it's your arm. The second part, you don't (really) have a sword but the sword in your heart. Before the physical contact, maybe you can scare them. Maybe you can use imagination, talking. Make them afraid.

"Third level, the highest level," he added. "You love your enemy."

In other words, mercy is courage.

But is that what action film fans want? Li says they do, but Hollywood is too timid to give it to them.

He points to the success of the similarly operatic fighting film Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, a Mandarin-language drama that debuted in the United States in 2000 and earned nearly $130 million US.

What's more, Li said, is that many action fans already love the movie, which debuted in China in 2002. DVDs of Hero have made their way from Asia and Europe to the United States, where the movie is copied and traded.

But so far, because distributor Miramax Films has delayed the theatrical release, most U.S. fans have only seen it on their TV screens.

Li hopes they'll see it again on the big screen when it opens Friday.

The 41-year-old actor, who spent two decades as a Hong Kong star before making the transition to Hollywood in 1998's Lethal Weapon 4, also sees this as a transition for him.

"I made more than 30 movies, most of them commercial action films: Good guy, got a problem, learning martial arts, come back, revenge, kill the bad guy. Lot of that," he said. "I want to find some movies to make that's different."

In Hero, Li said director Zhang Yimou wanted to explore "what kind of person can become hero" within the framework of fighting, politics, romance and jealousy. Is it the conquering king? The assassins? The killer of the assassins?

After having hits with the American Kiss of the Dragon, Romeo Must Die and The One, Li was advised against forgoing his usual salary to return to China and star in a Mandarin-language movie.

But he liked the philosophical story, and said the script made him cry twice.

"They say, 'Jet, you're crazy. You're stupid,' because I don't take money. I say, 'OK, fine. I just want to make it.' My experience is, if I continue to make this kind of film, another Romeo Must Die, another Cradle 2 the Grave, it's just another kick ass. What's that? After three? One, they like it, second it's OK, then three and four . . . go home. Finished. Because the audience grew up, you didn't. The studio didn't. I think today they want some unique story, unique way to talk about a story. That's why we have Crouching Tiger, and Hero and Unleashed."

Unleashed is his next English-language action movie, set for U.S. release in spring 2005, and Li plays a master fighter who's enslaved by an underground-fight promoter and treated like a dog throughout adulthood. When his leash is removed, he brutally attacks whoever's in sight.

Li hopes that movie and Hero will help him put the "artist" back into "martial artist."

ANTHONY BREZNICAN; © The Canadian Press, 2004
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
Thanks Yudansha.

yudansha said:
Jet Li wants his movies to touch your soul, then kick your butt


LOS ANGELES (AP) - Jet Li wants to touch your soul before he kicks your butt.

e082510A.jpg
Actor Jet Li poses for a portrait in front of a Rodin sculpture at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in Los Angeles Thursday. (AP/Matt Sayles)

The Hong Kong action star says too many martial-arts movies ignore heart and emotion in favour of vengeance and gore. He said his latest film to hit U.S. theatres, the Mandarin-language Hero, is an antidote to other by-the-numbers action movies, an epic story about ancient China that aims to mesmerize moviegoers.

"We make the movements like a dream, more romantic, look pretty and (characters) have respect. It's not like old Hong Kong films -two guys fighting, destroy the table, everything in the room broken and destroyed. Here it's more classic," Li said, clutching a string of Buddhist prayer beads while sitting on an outdoor patio of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art before a recent preview screening.

In Hero, set circa 200 B.C., Li plays a nameless ranger who receives an audience with the King of Qin, a historical figure who became China's first emperor, oversaw the building of the Great Wall and conquered the six other warring states.

A trio of assassins from those regions -Sky, Broken Sword and Snow -have long tried to murder the king, and Li's character is there to relate how he defeated Sky (Donnie Yen) with mystical swordsmanship and used the love between Broken Sword (Tony Leung Chiu-Wai) and Snow (Maggie Cheung) to turn them against each other.

In Hero, human beings hover over placid mountain lakes, dart toward each other faster than light, clash swords with a thousand marauding soldiers and deflect impossible attacks under a sky blackened by flying arrows.

"We talk about martial arts having three levels," Li said in broken English. "The first level we talk about the physical: sword on your hand is part of your body. You use like it's your arm. The second part, you don't (really) have a sword but the sword in your heart. Before the physical contact, maybe you can scare them. Maybe you can use imagination, talking. Make them afraid.

"Third level, the highest level," he added. "You love your enemy."

In other words, mercy is courage.

But is that what action film fans want? Li says they do, but Hollywood is too timid to give it to them.

He points to the success of the similarly operatic fighting film Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, a Mandarin-language drama that debuted in the United States in 2000 and earned nearly $130 million US.

What's more, Li said, is that many action fans already love the movie, which debuted in China in 2002. DVDs of Hero have made their way from Asia and Europe to the United States, where the movie is copied and traded.

But so far, because distributor Miramax Films has delayed the theatrical release, most U.S. fans have only seen it on their TV screens.

Li hopes they'll see it again on the big screen when it opens Friday.

The 41-year-old actor, who spent two decades as a Hong Kong star before making the transition to Hollywood in 1998's Lethal Weapon 4, also sees this as a transition for him.

"I made more than 30 movies, most of them commercial action films: Good guy, got a problem, learning martial arts, come back, revenge, kill the bad guy. Lot of that," he said. "I want to find some movies to make that's different."

In Hero, Li said director Zhang Yimou wanted to explore "what kind of person can become hero" within the framework of fighting, politics, romance and jealousy. Is it the conquering king? The assassins? The killer of the assassins?

After having hits with the American Kiss of the Dragon, Romeo Must Die and The One, Li was advised against forgoing his usual salary to return to China and star in a Mandarin-language movie.

But he liked the philosophical story, and said the script made him cry twice.

"They say, 'Jet, you're crazy. You're stupid,' because I don't take money. I say, 'OK, fine. I just want to make it.' My experience is, if I continue to make this kind of film, another Romeo Must Die, another Cradle 2 the Grave, it's just another kick ass. What's that? After three? One, they like it, second it's OK, then three and four . . . go home. Finished. Because the audience grew up, you didn't. The studio didn't. I think today they want some unique story, unique way to talk about a story. That's why we have Crouching Tiger, and Hero and Unleashed."

Unleashed is his next English-language action movie, set for U.S. release in spring 2005, and Li plays a master fighter who's enslaved by an underground-fight promoter and treated like a dog throughout adulthood. When his leash is removed, he brutally attacks whoever's in sight.

Li hopes that movie and Hero will help him put the "artist" back into "martial artist."

ANTHONY BREZNICAN; © The Canadian Press, 2004


Great article thanks! He has been on a media blitz, I have seen him on Acess Hollywood Entertainment Tonight, I have seen him on MTV, BET and he was on Live With Regis And Kelly as well as Good Morning America.
 

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Jet Li on Live With Regis and Kelly...

He had a very brief interview there really and talked briefly about Hero ... nothing else ... not a mention of Unleashed or anything Jet Li is planning for the future...

You're welcome, for the article, Littledragon.
 

Serena

Administrator
I'm sorry I forgot to thank you for some of these last few articles I enjoyed, yudansha. :)

I particularly liked the one about the 65 y/o Russian man and his 5000 km wheelchair trip, done to encourage the disabled and discourage the use of drugs. How wonderful of people along the way to provide him food and shelter. What an experience! :)

Interesting to hear how popular Clinton is in Ireland! I'd never heard that before. I myself have always liked him, despite an unwise decision or two. ;) I've had a few myself. :D But no cigars, though! :eek:

I'm not surprised to hear NBC did so well in the ratings for their Olympics coverage. There's where I ended up most of the time, though I did switch to CBC sometimes. For the most part, I think NBC did an outstanding job, due in no small part to the efforts of Bob Costas. Always a professional and a gentleman.

Glad to hear Whoopi is returning to the stage after the demise of her sit-com. I like her and I was sorry to see her in such a bad show. Never knew she started out on Broadway.

And I particularly enjoyed the article on Jet Li. It was different than the others I posted in the Hero thread. I'm just now learning a little more about this guy and I really like what I've seen so far.

Thanks for all of these articles. :) I enjoy reading them all.
 

yudansha

TheGreatOne
You have nothing to be sorry for, Serena. :=) No need to thank me, just enjoy. :=)

That Whoopie was a surprise to me too, but not as much as Tony Danza being a boxer ... I mean, there was that Sister Act movie...

And oh those Russians! We're such good people :D

I think Clinton was the most entertaining president of all! He always put on a show.

NBC is ok, but I stick with CBC (I don't need to hear how many medals U.S. won :D ... I'm happy for ALL of the 7 that Canada has :D).

You know, Jet Li is very much a Buddhist as Steven Seagal is. Jet Li always travels and helps those children in need. He's a good guy and he makes good movies.
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- Dancehall star Beenie Man, who has recorded anti-gay songs in the past, was yanked from a concert associated with the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend after gay groups planned a protest, the network said Wednesday.

MTV pulled the Jamaican singer from the roster Tuesday after South Florida gay activists announced plans to protest Saturday's concert in Miami over some of his past lyrics, including "I'm dreaming of a new Jamaica, come to execute all the gays" and "Queers must be killed."

"We don't want anything to overshadow what will be a great weekend of music events for South Floridians," MTV spokeswoman Marnie Black said Wednesday. She declined further comment.

The awards show is Sunday at the bayfront AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami, the first time in the glam-filled event's 21-year history that it will take place outside New York and Los Angeles.

Beenie Man has had his concerts canceled in Europe over the last few weeks after angry gay groups protested. Although he has previously defended his lyrics, earlier this month, Beenie Man issued an apology for his previous songs, including "Bad Man Chi Chi Man (Bad Man, Queer Man)."

"Certain lyrics and recordings I have made in the past may have caused distress and outrage among people whose identities and lifestyles are different from my own. ... I offer my sincerest apologies to those who might have been offended, threatened or hurt by my songs."

Other stars of dancehall, a sensuous, more contemporary form of reggae, have also recorded anti-gay songs and have been targeted by gay groups because of their lyrics, including Buju Banton.

Beenie Man's manager, Clyde McKenzie, said "in many instances the lyrics of dancehall artists are metaphorical."

"He has made it clear that he doesn't want to incite violence," he said of Beenie Man.

He said he understood MTV's actions.

"If their organization is being pressured they may not want anything to be distracting from their event," he said.

Heddy Pena, executive director of the Miami-based gay-rights group SAVE Dade, said: "We respectfully suggest that he use other metaphors." Her group had been organizing the protest.

"It's disappointing to see artists use their talents as a tool for hatred and bigotry," she said.

Beenie Man told The Miami Herald on Sunday that "I just smile, because I don't know what they're fussing about."

"I'm not here to cuss people. I make music. But at the same time I just want to teach people -- my sons and my daughters -- the right way of life," he said. Beenie Man was not available for comment Wednesday, his publicist said.

Beenie Man, born Anthony Moses Davis, is on a world tour promoting his new album, "Back to Basics." His songs include his recent hit, "Dude," "Girls Dem Sugar" and "Who Am I?" His album "Art and Life" won the Grammy Award for Best Reggae Album in 2001.

He ends his tour in Miami on November 8.
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
NEW YORK (AP) -- No one's delivered a couch yet, but Jane Pauley is giving a tour of the Rockefeller Center studio where her new daytime talk show will start next Monday. The audience seats are arranged in a semicircle for a feeling of intimacy.

Behind her is the wall that opens up to reveal the word "Jane" in giant letters.

She wishes she could say the star treatment she received from audiences during run-throughs was awkward or embarrassing for someone who delivered the news to a camera for 30 years.

Instead, she kind of likes it.

Her daughter, a Yale University student, can already do a drop-dead impersonation of mom walking onstage and soaking up the adulation.

"It was very exciting until a week or two later when I heard about the 'applause' signs," she said. "But it's still exciting."

"The Jane Pauley Show," trading on the warmth and good will its star built during years as "Today" show and "Dateline NBC" host, is the season's most anticipated syndicated program. Stations in 148 of the nation's 150 top markets committed to airing it, an unprecedented level of support for a rookie airing.

"That is really something frightening and every now and then I do have flutters of pressure," she said. "But they subside."

Setting the agenda
Much like a political candidate entrusted with great hope, Pauley is into lowering expectations and hoping her audience grows into the role with her.

It wasn't where she expected to be when she announced last year she was quitting "Dateline" to pursue other opportunities. Soon after, she agreed to a meeting with the chief of NBC's syndication arm chiefly as a courtesy.

But when the idea of a daytime talk show was pitched, Pauley said she realized it might be the best way of advancing her own ideas and interests. As a news anchor, she was always the face in front of somebody else's show.

"I realized that everything I had been thinking about would lend itself to a daytime talk show topic," she said. "It was about 100 times bigger and more responsiblity than I had imagined, but on the other hand I had done television for 30 years. That's what I do."


Pauley says she's still getting used to having an audience.
A glance at the board outlining the first month's topics shows where it is headed. There's a talk with a design psychologist, an expert to help people erase credit card debit, a segment on cleaning up clutter, a "lunch hour makeover" and an exploration of why so many people are overweight.

(She's even provided her own personal daytime talk topic: revealing in her autobiography that she spent time in a hospital in 2001 for treatment of bipolar disorder brought on by a rare reaction to prescription drugs.)

"The one thing I won't promise is that it will be uniquely different," said Michael Weisman, executive producer, "because the quality of daytime talk shows has risen so much in the past five years. If there's something worth doing, either Oprah, Dr. Phil or Ellen has done it."

His biggest job, Weisman said, "is to make Jane comfortable."

Pauley, 53, genuflects in the direction of Oprah Winfrey, who she called fabulous, filled with charisma and "bigger than life."

"I'm not," she said. "I'm pretty much life-sized. All I can do is make a virtue of that ... I may be well-known but that doesn't change the fact that I'm not a fabulous persona and don't intend to become one."

'How do you do it?'
When she sought advice on how to start a talk show, Pauley didn't call Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres or Rosie O'Donnell, whose program was the last to regularly occupy Pauley's current studio.

Instead, she took a detour to Seattle during a recent trip out west to seek out Elisa Jaffe, host of "Northwest Afternoon," which runs weekdays on Seattle's KOMO-TV.

As a guest there once, Pauley remembered being impressed by that show's professionalism. Pre-show questions to Pauley and her sister, Ann, who was also a guest, were framed skillfully to elicit interesting answers.

"It was really useful because as you're starting up a show, what you most need to know are the processes," she said. "How do you do it? How do you keep up with the pace of it? I actually learned a lot from this woman."

Pauley's older sister is working on the show's staff, a story that roughly parallels Jane's.

Ann Pauley was a successful president of a high-tech firm based in Pittsburgh and, like Jane, was wondering if there was something else she wanted to do before reaching retirement age. The two often talked about being partners in some venture.

Ann worked in a largely male executive world, but she taped daytime talk shows and caught up with them later while exercising. Now Ann is applying her fan's knowledge to help her sister create a show.

"I mostly want to create a good daytime show, to put it on the air with no mistakes," Pauley said. "I think the audience will give us some time to learn the ropes before I'm compared to Oprah or Phil."

The studio where "Jane" is written in big letter is where Tom Brokaw introduced her as the new co-host of "Today" back in 1976 -- so the place has good vibes.

She hopes they continue.
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- The state of Illinois sued the Dave Matthews Band on Tuesday for allegedly dumping up to 800 pounds of liquid human waste from a bus into the Chicago River, dousing a tour boat filled with passengers.

The lawsuit accuses the band and one of its bus drivers of violating state water pollution and public nuisance laws. It seeks $70,000 in civil penalties.

"Our driver has stated that he was not involved in this incident," band spokesman John Vlautin said in a statement. He said the band "will continue to be cooperative in this investigation."

According to the lawsuit, on August 8 a bus leased by the band was heading to a downtown hotel where members were staying. As the bus crossed the Kinzie Street bridge, the driver allegedly emptied the contents of the septic tank through the bridge's metal grating into the river below.

More than 100 people on an architecture tour were showered with foul-smelling waste. The attorney general's office said no one was seriously injured.

"This incident may be unique, but that does not lessen the environmental or public health risks posed by the release of at least 800 pounds of liquid human waste into a busy waterway and onto a crowded tour boat," Attorney General Lisa Madigan said in a statement.

After the incident, the boat's captain turned the vessel around and took passengers back to the dock. Everyone received refunds, and the boat was cleaned with disinfectant.
 

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Already here...

This has been posted already...

littledragon869 said:
NEW YORK (AP) -- Al Franken wants you to get up out of your chairs, open your windows, stick your heads out and yell ... fuggedaboutdit?

Well, yes.

In the spirit of Paddy Chayefsky's classic movie monologue from "Network," the liberal comedian Wednesday urged New Yorkers -- and other Americans -- to simultaneously scream the all-purpose local wisecrack at the moment that President Bush accepts the nomination.

"This is a form of protest that is very non-disruptive," Franken said at a press conference in the Park Avenue office of Air America radio network, where he hosts a talk show.

Franken said the September 2 protest, called the "Great American Shout-Out," will not "tax our public safety system at all."

"This is our way of venting," Franken added. "It will be a catharsis."

Franken said he expected the shouts to last less than five minutes. Out of "respect for the office of the presidency," he asked that participants quiet down once Bush begins speaking so "people can hear him give a bad speech."

Franken said he expects 100 million people nationwide to participate, adding: "Anything less would be a horrific failure."

Unlike the movie version -- "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" -- this protest has been tailor-made for regional dialects, Franken said.

In his native Minnesota, people are to yell "Oh no ya don't!" in an exaggerated accent.

In California, the suggested shout is: "No way, dude!"

Air America has created a Web site, www.thegreatamericanshoutout.org, where participants can plan "shout parties" or let their solo shout be counted.

Air America began on five stations around the country on March 31 as a left-leaning political alternative to conservative talk radio. It now airs on 23 stations nationwide.
 

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Where's your whip Super Serena?

LittleD, you might want to check out post #264. :D

Serena said:
See--I don't think these are all being read. The Donald Trump one was posted earlier today.
 

Clement3000

aka The Phoenix
Serena said:
See--I don't think these are all being read. The Donald Trump one was posted earlier today.
I don't read any of them, lol, if there was maybe one that I found of interest I would give it a read, but there are just way to many to look through
 
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