Movie Quotes.....

[Serena]

How well do you know Steven Seagal's movies? These are quotes from a variety of his movies, some from his characters and some from others. Name that movie!

1. This maniac should be wearing a number, not a badge.
2. So, what are you, like some special forces guy?
3. The jury decided. I presided.
4. If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
5. I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to the hospital.
6. It was the least I could do after you killed me twice.
7. That would be better than losing your teeth.
8. Assumption is the mother of all f*ck-ups!
9. Do you hate being dead?
10. You wanna get by me - there's only two things stoppin' you: fear and common sense.
11. I hope there weren't triplets.
12. I missed! I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought!
13. You've got 5 seconds... and 3 are up.
14. He is in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message.
15. He's the kind of guy who would drink a gallon of gasoline so that he can p*ss into your campfire.

I have more after you get these, or add some of your own.

 

[Amos Stevens]

4. Fire Down Below
5. Glimmerman
8. Under Siege 2
9. Under Siege
11. Marked For Death
12. Hard To Kill
14. Under Siege
15.On Deadly Ground

 

[Serena]

Good job, Amos! Here are a few more:

16. I want you to meet my sister, Goddess of Fire.
17. We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know something? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind.
18. Look, don't worry about the FBI. We all know they couldn't find a hooker in a whorehouse anyway.
19. I'm second in command, and queen bitch of the universe.
20. I'm just gonna reach out and touch somebody.
21. If that's the best you got, I'm just gonna have to kill you.
22. When its over you can go to your favorite proctologist and get a nice soothing ointment, and rub it on the hole that hurts most. How do you want it!? How do you want it?!
23. If I find out you're lying, I'll come back and kill you in your own kitchen.
24. This is your captor speaking.
25. "Told you he's good didn't I?" "Yeah he's good and he's coming this way!"

 

[hulkster225]

21. The Glimmer man
23. Hard to kill

 

[Amos Stevens]

16.Marked for death
17.Hard to kill
20.Ticker
21.Glimmerman
22.Fire Down Below
24.Under Siege 2

 

[GlimmerMan]

1. Above The Law
2. Under Siege
3. Fire Down Below (guess)
4. Fire Down Below
5. The Glimmer Man
6. Out For A Kill (guess)
7. Fire Down Below
8. Under Siege 2
9. Under Siege
10. Half Past Dead (guess)
11. Marked For Death
12. Hard To Kill
13. Out For A Kill (guess)
14. Under Siege
15. On Deadly Ground
16. Marked For Death
17. Hard To Kill
18. Fire Down Below
19. Half Past Dead
20. On Deadly Ground
21. The Glimmer Man
22. Fire Down Below
23. Above The Law
24. Under Siege 2
25. On Deadly Ground

 

[GlimmerMan]

Here's some of mine...

1. Martial arts hero - chop suey crap!
2. I guess that means I won't get to see you go through puberty.
3. He still looks functional to me.
4. I have a dear friend named Tyrone.
5. That bell was the loneliest sound I ever heard.
6. I'm gonna stick this shotgun up your ass and blow the top of your fu*kin head off!
7. This I'm trained for.
8. I ain't always been a cop, that's all I can tell you right now.
9. I'm thrilled to death to hear that, yeah.
10. I can't type.
11. I'm not into men.
12. The only thing I got in my pocket is your ass!
13. How many were on that chopper?
14. God made men.
15. Everybody up on the fu*kin tables!

 

[suziwong]

- You've got 5 seconds... and 3 are up.
From Above the law !! Jackson (pam grier) said !! (ı guess)

-That would be better than losing your teeth
Fire Down Below

- He's the kind of guy who would drink a gallon of gasoline so that he can p*ss into your campfire
On Deadly Ground

-If that's the best you got, I'm just gonna have to kill you
Glimmer Man

I remembered these !! I am still thinking the others !!

thank you Serena & Glimmerman good job !!
in onenesss

 

[Ryan Nichols.]

"I'm gunna to take you to the bank senator Trent, the blood bank."

-Hard to Kill


"Anyone seen Richie? Anyone know why he did Bobby Lupo?"

"You know Vinny. I'm starting to get into a bad mood, maybe it's a mood swing, my hormones, I don't know. Maybe it's my need to impose my will..."

-Out For Justice