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Littledragon

Littledragon

Above The Law
Lotussan said:
I think the quote actually is "You calling me a junior?"
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Ok thanks.. ;)

"Whats the matter junior?" (Seagal)
"You calling me a junior asshole!" (Thug)
"You look like junior!" (Seagal)
"Who the **** you think you are!" (Thug)
"Listen why don't you go back to your own genetic puddle and go for a swim. Boy."
-Steven Seagal
 
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Serena

Administrator
Sort of like turning the other cheek, eh? :D
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Jules

Jules

Potters Clay
"If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory."~Jesse Ventura

"Don't judge a book by it's cover 'til you've read the book."~Jamie Lee Curtis

"Do your little bit of good where you are; it's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world."~Archbishop Desmond Tutu
 
yudansha

yudansha

TheGreatOne
2 quotes for today:

"The future ain't what it used to be." - Yogi Berra

And from the funny man, Bernie Mac - "I believe in give and take. I give orders...and kids take them." :D
 
Jules

Jules

Potters Clay
"I've learned that the best time to debate family members is when they have food in their mouths."~Kenneth Cole
"Show me someone who cannot tell his friends from his enemies, and I'll show you somebody who's going to end up with no friends."~ Jim Lehrer
 
yudansha

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Here's another good quote I found...

"Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for you children what a shock the rest of life would be for them."

"I've learned that the best time to debate family members is when they have food in their mouths."~Kenneth Cole ... LOL, Julie that's an excellent quote! :D
 
Jules

Jules

Potters Clay
"Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be the fool, but you're the fool in charge."~Carl Reiner
 
yudansha

yudansha

TheGreatOne
Another good quote I found...

"The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds." - Mark Twain

(eg. the guy (Spence Silver) who came up with the adhesive for the Post-Its didn't know what to do with it. His colleague, Art Fry, made it work.)
 
yudansha

yudansha

TheGreatOne
the stone with a sense of humour

"My mother has always been unhappy with what I do. She would much rather that I do something nicer, like be a bricklayer." Musician Mick Jagger.

"My mom is very possessive. She calls me up and says, "You weren't home last night. Is something going on?" I say, "Yeah, Mom. I'm cheating on you with another mother." " - Comedian Heidi Joyce.
 
Jules

Jules

Potters Clay
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana."~Betty White
 
yudansha

yudansha

TheGreatOne
After the race - Ferrari's Michael Schumacher:

“The [Construtctor's] title means more than winning 12 races in a season and the fact this is the sixth in a row means more than the fact it is the 14 th for the team. The way we achieved it is outstanding; we were so dominant, so perfect. To win in style here compared to last year shows why we have won the title so early. The whole team is great and deserves this result. The work we did with Bridgestone and Shell, for example in the Jerez test, paid off in Hockenheim and even more so here. This win might have looked easy from the outside, but I was flat out most of the race until after the final pit stop. In the early stages Rubens [Barrichello - teammate] was pushing hard and anything could happen. The car was superb at this track. Everything is going so well and there is a great atmosphere in the team. Even after a great start to the season, everyone keeps pushing and that is great for motivation. I plan to continue enjoying winning as long as it lasts. It is true that I could win the championship at Spa or if not at Monza. Both have special significance for me, but I will try and win it where I can, because mathematically Rubens still has a chance.”
 
Jules

Jules

Potters Clay
"Does it ever amaze and delight you that of all the places in the world-cool grassy nests under hedgerows, warm patches of sun on a carpet-the cat chooses to sit on your lap?"~ Nevada Barr (my addition to that quote..."and pass gas" :indiffere)
 
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