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Raf

Into the Sun
Hello everybody!
First I'll introduce myself.
I'm a 17 years old polish Steven Seagal-fan who lives in Denmark.
(so far so long:)
But I'll ask you:
1. Which is the funniest Seagal film?
2. The best?
3. Biggest flop?

I think that Glimmerman is the funniest and I'm very unsure about the best, because there are many:)
The biggest flop is (of course) Ticker.
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
Raf said:
Hello everybody!
First I'll introduce myself.
I'm a 17 years old polish Steven Seagal-fan who lives in Denmark.
(so far so long:)
But I'll ask you:
1. Which is the funniest Seagal film?
2. The best?
3. Biggest flop?

I think that Glimmerman is the funniest and I'm very unsure about the best, because there are many:)
The biggest flop is (of course) Ticker.


Hey Raf welcome to the site, I am a 16 year old Seagal fan. ;)

1. I think the funniest Seagal film would have to be Belly Of The Beast because Seagal really didn't do any of his fighting, I don't know if that was a discrace or funny at the same time. ;)
2. The best Seagal film has to be Above The Law, that was the film that introduced us fans to Steven Seagal and world to Aikido.
3. The biggest flop commercially I would say was Fire Down Below, even though it held the #1 spot in America for one week, it quickly dropped after that and think commercially as a movie being released in theaters was Seagal's worst performance to date, I believe even Half Past Dead grossed more than Fire Down Below. But the biggest flop overall as a Seagal movie would have to be Belly Of The Beast and Ticker.
 

steve

New Member
Steven

Funniest film - either Glimmer Man or Exit Wounds

Biggest flop - I'd guess The Patriot (cost lots but went straight to cable). I wouldn't say it's Fire Down Below as it went to number 1 and many others didn't. We don't know the exact budgets of many of them so we may never know. Actually it's probably Clementine as it only got a limited release.

Best film - can't decide, either Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, Out for Justice, Under Siege, On Deadly Ground, Under Siege 2, Glimmer Man, Fire Down Below, Exit Wounds, Half Past Dead or Belly of the Beast!
 

Isa Marie

Banned
Littledragon said:
Hey Raf welcome to the site, I am a 16 year old Seagal fan. ;)

1. I think the funniest Seagal film would have to be Belly Of The Beast because Seagal really didn't do any of his fighting, I don't know if that was a discrace or funny at the same time. ;)
QUOTE]LOL...or Ticker, eh? No..script...no nothing !!! :( juts that damn bomb and so much silence !!! LOL

2 - No doubt...Nico Above The Law...the best to show us all of his aptitudes in Martial Arts !!! Pure Aikido !

3 - Ticker...and no more comments. Errrrrrrrr :confused:
 

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Isa Marie

Banned
Littledragon said:
Hey Raf welcome to the site, I am a 16 year old Seagal fan. ;)

1. I think the funniest Seagal film would have to be Belly Of The Beast because Seagal really didn't do any of his fighting, I don't know if that was a discrace or funny at the same time. ;)
LOL...or Ticker, eh? No..script...no nothing !!! :( juts that damn bomb :eek: and so much silence !!! LOL

2 - No doubt...Nico Above The Law...the best to show us all of his aptitudes in Martial Arts !!! Pure Aikido !

3 - Ticker...and no more comments. Errrrrrrrr :confused:

And..you Raf..Welcome here !! :D

PS. pics:1, 2 and 3 (Nico)...4 and 5 (Ticker)


 

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Serena

Administrator
Hi, Raf. :) Welcome to the forum.
Good to see you posting already! :) Enjoy yourself.

My opinions:

1. The Glimmer Man
2. The Glimmer Man
3. Out for a Kill
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
Isa Marie said:
LOL...or Ticker, eh? No..script...no nothing !!! :( juts that damn bomb :eek: and so much silence !!! LOL

2 - No doubt...Nico Above The Law...the best to show us all of his aptitudes in Martial Arts !!! Pure Aikido !

3 - Ticker...and no more comments. Errrrrrrrr :confused:

And..you Raf..Welcome here !! :D

PS. pics:1, 2 and 3 (Nico)...4 and 5 (Ticker)




Great pics Isa!! ;)
 

Robert P. Olsson

BigBellyFilm
Here's my list!

:D
Raf said:
Hello everybody!
First I'll introduce myself.
I'm a 17 years old polish Steven Seagal-fan who lives in Denmark.
(so far so long:)
But I'll ask you:
1. Which is the funniest Seagal film?
2. The best?
3. Biggest flop?

I think that Glimmerman is the funniest and I'm very unsure about the best, because there are many:)
The biggest flop is (of course) Ticker.

Hi there neighbour!

I'm a swedish Seagal-fan and I just wanna say welcome and have a great year on this site. Tomorrow it's my 1:st year Anniversary on the site and it has been great.

1. The funniset movies are "Exit Wounds" & "the Glimmer Man".
I love the carscene where he is a trafficpolice and just gives up. :D

2. The Best is of course "On Deadly Ground".
I got the R1 DVD from Canada yesterday and watched it this evening. WOW! It's truly great and one of the best pictures made.

3. "Out for a kill"!
I tried to watch it again a week ago, but I'm sorry to say, it's a piece of garbage. :(

Robert P. Olsson
 

yudansha

TheGreatOne
best funniest

Best: ATL
Funniest: Glimmerman ... those Wayans brothers know their comedy
Biggest Flop: The Foreigner ... I don't think you can flop a pancake better! :D
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
Robert P. Olsson said:
:D

Hi there neighbour!

I'm a swedish Seagal-fan and I just wanna say welcome and have a great year on this site. Tomorrow it's my 1:st year Anniversary on the site and it has been great.

1. The funniset movies are "Exit Wounds" & "the Glimmer Man".
I love the carscene where he is a trafficpolice and just gives up. :D

2. The Best is of course "On Deadly Ground".
I got the R1 DVD from Canada yesterday and watched it this evening. WOW! It's truly great and one of the best pictures made.

3. "Out for a kill"!
I tried to watch it again a week ago, but I'm sorry to say, it's a piece of garbage. :(

Robert P. Olsson

LOL, I think that is his best recent DTV yet. ;
 

Robert P. Olsson

BigBellyFilm
Littledragon said:
LOL, I think that is his best recent DTV yet. ;

Okey! Then we disagree about that one. :cool:
I for one think it looks like Steven is reading of a paper during every scene and either sits or stands still. As if he really not enjoying the shooting of the film at all. And for the fights, there are some that are pretty cool, but I'm not into all that "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"-stuff. :indiffere

Robert
 

pantera

New Member
Welcome to the forum Raf. It feels always good to see new members coming around.
I see that several members has already answered your question. So i won't give any answer ( in fact i can't decide wich films to choose for your questions :D)
See you, and enjoy this forum.
 

Raf

Into the Sun
I see that many of you finds Above the Law as the best film. I can just say one thing: the older the films, the better they are. In the most Seagal films it is so... but not always :)
 

suziwong

Administrator
Staff member
Hello Raf,

Welcome to the board and enjoy.

I am Turkish Steven Seagal fan

my list is here:

Funniest movie:
a-The Glimmer Man
b-Exit Wounds
c-My Giant (cameo)

The Best:
a-Under Siege
b-Above The Law

I don't know what is the meaning of flop, but if it is meaning bad
a-Ticker
b- Out of Reach (movie was not bad but script or scenerio was bad for me) :D

sincerely

suzi
 

tora

Funmaker
Hello,Raf.Nice to meet you.Welcome to a cockoo nut storage :D
Funniest movie to me:Under Siege(Did you take his pies out of the oven?:D)
Best:Steven Seagal for real :D
Biggest flop might be....ummm...those pies have probably been burnt :D
 

Nico

Lost without you
Welcome to the site Raf.
Glimmer man is quite funny but so are Under Siege.
Best movie: Hard to kill, Fire Down Below
Biggest flop: Out for a kill and foreigner. Blæææhhh!!!!

Nico
 
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