Cheesy pick-up lines

KimonoSoul

Wacky on the Junk
OK girls, let's say you're at a party, and you look through the crowd, and see this devastatingly gorgeous man. As you make your way across the room, you discover it's "The Man." So, what do you say? Cheesy pick-up lines are, well, for lack of a better word, cheesy, and sometimes amusing if not hysterically funny. So what's yours?

I would use "Hey baby, I know what it takes to change the essence of a man. I would like to show you."

I have used "Ooooo dream weaver! I believe you could get me through the night!"
 

katw_03

New Member
I guess

The worst line I have ever heard was a quote
from a song. I have actually been approached
by this line. "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body,
Would You Hold It Against Me" LOL :rolleyes:
 

TwoCents

New Member
"Are you tired?"
*wait for responce usually "no"*
"It's just you have been running though my mind all evening"

hows that for cheesy lol
 

ORANGATUANG

Wildfire
Ok hows this i would go up to him and he would look into my big brown eyes and "bling, bling" i wouldnt need any pick lines because it was meant to be and we are as one...how corny is that?......
 

suziwong

Administrator
Staff member
Littledragon said:
I would say, SEAGAL ahhh you are my hero, can I get an autograph!!! :D :D


I would say,

aaaaaaaa aaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! S S S S SEAGALLLLLLLLLL!!!!:D

then;

please see attach pictures !!! :D
 

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KimonoSoul

Wacky on the Junk
That reminds me of a George Strait song! I think it goes "well excuse me, but I that's my chair" or something like that.
 

Littledragon

Above The Law
KimonoSoul said:
OK girls, let's say you're at a party, and you look through the crowd, and see this devastatingly gorgeous man. As you make your way across the room, you discover it's "The Man." So, what do you say? Cheesy pick-up lines are, well, for lack of a better word, cheesy, and sometimes amusing if not hysterically funny. So what's yours?

I would use "Hey baby, I know what it takes to change the essence of a man. I would like to show you."

I have used "Ooooo dream weaver! I believe you could get me through the night!"


This thread just doesn't apply to the girls. :D

If I saw Seagal at a party I'd be like, hey Seagal try the cocktails they are good... :D :D

What the hell did I just say?? :D
 

CARMEN

THE OLD SOUL
Ok I Have On Being A Former Bartender
When I Walked In I Lost My Breath On The Sight Of You Beauty
 
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