Hey guys, I made a Steven Seagal site! (chuck norris-esque)

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xxndnromeoxx

New Member
sorry about the @hotmail.com part of my name, it was an accident upon sign up. I've always been a big Steven Seagal fan ever since under seige, and I wanted to get him in the spotlight. I know Chuck Norris got his fame by having those humorous facts about him, which are purposely not true but just for humor.

I made one up too... please remember it's just for humor, alot of people have submitted facts, there is about 200 something :), and it's only been open a couple of weeks!

I hope you guys like it :)

www.StevenSeagalFacts.com

It's a fact generator, which are not facts but just for humor purposes. I hope you guys can contribute some jokes there too!
 
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Serena

Administrator
Hi, xxndnromeoxx. I fixed your name for you, since you said it was a mistake. Hope that's okay! Welcome to the site, and thanks for submitting your link. :) Some of those are pretty good. :D
 
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xxndnromeoxx

New Member
thank you Serena! You are very kind :), It's hard to find a forum of nice down to earth people. I knew SS lovers would be of such!
 
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screwface44

New Member
I have a book coming out in the Summer

My friend and I have a book coming out this summer that is filled with over a thousand facts we have written. The facts are a lot more sophisticated than many of the ones on that fact generator. Whoever did that facts generator basically rehashed what was said in all the Chuck Norris ones.
 
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MonkeyKingdom

New Member
Defend Your Seagal Honour

A brand new movie review show for channel FIVE is looking for true film fanatics to appear on the show and defend their niche movie knowledge.

Questions on your chosen topic will be set by the show host as well as submitted from the viewing public - all you have to do is turn up, answer them all correctly and preserve your reigning quiz title!

If you’re confident that you know all there is to know about a particularly area of cinema, be it a genre, director, actor etc - please email your personal details (age, sex) contact details, niche topic and convenient time to be contacted, to movies@monkeykingdom.com
Filming takes place in London, England
 
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xxndnromeoxx

New Member
yes of course :) like I mentioned, they aren't facts but based on chuck norris/mr.t/vin diesel jokes that are going on the net.

Good luck on your book!
 
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supertom

Disgruntled fan!
I have to say I think the random facts only work with Chuck Norris. It has to be the Chuck to work. I've re-calibrated, calculated, and re-considered but the random facts can only be for Chuck!

"Chuck Norris only eats red M&M's. If you sell him a pack with any of the other colours, he'll make them all red, by splattering your blood over them!"

"Chuck Norris eats an 80oz steak everyday, straight from a live cow!"

"Chuck Norris arm wrestled god, Chuck Norris won, breaking off gods arm in the process!"
 
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