Joke About Personal Computers

Agent 077

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In personal computer is clock. And when computer starts, Windows says: :"Welcome" or somethings. Just imagine, guys. You switch on your personal computer in morning, it says: "Good morning, Steven Seagal!". Or you switch off it in 4 four of night one tell: "Good night, Steven Segal!". I never really was good these computers. :)

And then schedule program: "Dear Steven! Today you must transfer 10 000 000 $ on your new bank account. You just forget! Just forget! I am Your Computer! Trust me! Please enter your pass!"... :)

... and Steven Seagal typed pass, waved his hand for all, and went buy sport- bar for bodybuilding. And computer in his back again: "Steven, next pass!". And Steven mutely went in sport-shop. Computer went out in out network. Steven on 7 Avenue glance on ads on skyscraper, and it showed: "Steven! Next pass!". Steven went. Steven look on his electronics hand-clock and it showed: "Steven! Next pass!". Steven bought the sport- bar, and broke the computer by sport bar...

Sorry, exams in life, studied at the University. So accustomed to the "Hooray!". In general, today I slept badly. :)

Thanks, Buddha.
 
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