Anneliese said:A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair,then came back and again told the salesman," I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn,he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig,big baggy clothes and bid sunglasses.Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said," I would like to buy this TV,"
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed," How do you know I'am a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
:Anneliese
Anneliese said:Thanks, LD,I am a blonde myself,well, reddish blonde, but I think those blonde jokes are so funny
Glad to enjoyed them.
Talk to you later.
Anneliese
Littledragon said:LOL, well post more entertain us, you have very good choices when it comes to comedy.
Thanks!
Anneliese said:I rather joke and laugh ,than fight:apeace:
Anneliese
Ha ha! What about a jumbo sausage. Does that count?Anneliese said:For all those man who say," Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of woman are against marriage. Why?
Because woman realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
Anneliese
Jules said:Ohhh....have we been busy with blonde jokes Aye!
Mine used to be blonde....Now it is ......GGGGGGray....and bbbbbbbrown.......and boxed blonde! I am still a blonde at heart. I was a blonde till the "cubs" were born. Figure that one out!
Humor Quotes: "Having a sense of humor is like knowing you'll have an umbrella when the rain rolls in."~Kathleen Keller Pasanisi
"Laughter is the best medicine...there is no co-payment."~ from the Joyful Noiseletter
Joke time!!!!!! (real story)
We were on a grayhound bus a week ago and my husband was complaining that he swears the bus driver was constantly changing lanes while he was in the bathroom. I just said, "Oh really, is that why your aim was so bad?"