Chat Room Rejects at it again....

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Waki Ya Cante

Banned
You do know there are 2 glimmerman's signed up at this board....if you delte the one who never posts I'm sure some of this crap would stop.


15:13:37 [GlimmerMan] Such words will not hurt me, Glimmer. I love Steven Seagal and someday I hope to marry him!

15:13:53 [GlimmerMan] You are a woman?

15:14:04 [GlimmerMan] No.

15:14:07 [GlimmerMan] Huh?

15:15:28 [GlimmerMan] I am a man, Glimmer. I believe that Seagal is a closet homosexual. He has long hair, a perma-tan and he wears tight jeans. What more proof do you need? I think he hasn't found the right man yet. I am the right man for him...

15:16:18 [GlimmerMan] You are definitely a freak, Glimmer, but your babbling bullsh*t amuses me and so I stick around. You want to marry Seagal? Hahaha... you'll have to get in the fu*king queue!

15:17:26 [GlimmerMan] Yes. I often read the message board with disgust... all these women who wish to... DEFILE themselves by lying with Seagal. It makes me want to VOMIT my soul.

15:17:54 [GlimmerMan] Yes, Glimmer, it sickens me also, but mostly it is harmless fun. I am worried for your mental health.

15:19:03 [GlimmerMan] Do not worry about me, Glimmer. I am a perfectly sane male who loves Steven Seagal... nothing more. He is my idol. He is my God. He is my life. He is my soul. I live and breathe my every waking hour for Seagal... I pray to him each and every hour.

15:19:18 [GlimmerMan] You can't be being serious, man. Get a fu*king grip.

15:20:02 [GlimmerMan] You are the one who needs to get a grip, Glimmer. You see Seagal as merely a film star. I see him as my soul-mate.

15:22:24 [GlimmerMan] You are serious... maybe I should hack you and melt your hard drive... you are obviously not well... In fact - I believe you are MIRA SEAGAL! I am going to hack you and hide a virus on your hard drive! You will no longer stalk Seagal!

15:23:32 [GlimmerMan] I am going offline now so you can't hack me... Goodbye Glimmer...

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15:24:01 [GlimmerMan] To late Glimmer...

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GlimmerMan

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Wow... more craziness! Has anyone else ever seen this Glimmer Man guy in the chat? Mind you - I don't think he'll be able to use his computer for a while now! :D

13:52:57 [WakiYaCante] So would youl ike me to send you some prosack?

15:32:24 GlimmerMan enters this room

15:32:25 >[GlimmerMan] Welcome to our chat. Please obey the net etiquette while chatting: try to be pleasant and polite.

15:32:40 [GlimmerMan] Nobody here as usual...

15:35:13 GlimmerMan enters this room

15:35:14 >[GlimmerMan] Welcome to our chat. Please obey the net etiquette while chatting: try to be pleasant and polite.

15:35:40 [GlimmerMan] Ah! Glimmer... now I shall get hacking...

15:35:55 [GlimmerMan] You are a bully, Glimmer. Why would you hack me?

15:36:34 [GlimmerMan] Hahahaha... I am just kidding, Glimmer. If you go on about any crazy Seagal sh*t tonight though I am going to get out my clippers and go crazy...

15:37:03 [GlimmerMan] OK Glimmer. I promise not to talk about Seagal for at least 15 minutes.

15:37:23 [GlimmerMan] No worries Glimmer.

15:37:49 [GlimmerMan] So what have you been doing, Glimmer?

15:37:57 [GlimmerMan] I have been making cakes, Glimmer.

15:38:03 [GlimmerMan] Really, Glimmer?

15:38:22 [GlimmerMan] Yes, Glimmer. Easter cakes. I love Easter...

15:38:45 [GlimmerMan] I don't celebrate Easter, Glimmer. I would blaspheme Seagal if I did... Seagal is my God.

15:42:12 [GlimmerMan] Glimmer, it says in the bible "Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God." (Levictus 26:1)...

15:42:41 [GlimmerMan] What is your point, Glimmer?

15:43:14 [GlimmerMan] My point is that you are disobeying one of the fundamental ten commandments by worshipping Seagal instead of the Lord our God.

15:43:30 [GlimmerMan] You fu*king ignorant buffoon!

15:44:09 [GlimmerMan] Glimmer! Such language.

15:44:37 [GlimmerMan] Seagal uses profanity in all of his films, Glimmer... how can you bear to watch if you cannot handle me calling you a buffoon?

15:44:53 [GlimmerMan] Because Seagal is the MAN, baby!

15:45:05 [GlimmerMan] You are a sad swine, Glimmer. I will pray for you.

15:45:52 [GlimmerMan] And I shall pray for you, Glimmer. I will pray to my God Steven Seagal that he strikes you down with a swift karate chop to the windpipe!

15:46:26 [GlimmerMan] Hahaha... I think not, Glimmer. Were you serious yesterday about marrying Seagal?

15:47:34 [GlimmerMan] Yes. I have built a shrine to him in my bedroom... I pray to it every night... I have a bronze statue of Seagal which I cast using a mold of my own phallus!

15:48:26 [GlimmerMan] But Glimmer - it says in Exodus 34:17 - "Thou shalt make thee no molten gods." You are ruining your chances of going to heaven with this ridiculous bullsh*t.

15:48:48 [GlimmerMan] Think what you want, Glimmer... I know I am right. Seagal will one day be with me.

15:49:38 [GlimmerMan] Seagal is happy in his current relationship, man... you think he is going to suddenly up and leave his long-term girlfriend for a sadly deluded fan?

15:50:00 [GlimmerMan] Don't talk about his girlfriend, Glimmer. I get jealous.

15:50:38 [GlimmerMan] You are a sad twat, Glimmer. I bid you firewall... I mean farewell. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

15:50:46 [GlimmerMan] What do you mean, firewall?

15:51:19 [GlimmerMan] You will find out when you next open your SYSTEM32 folder, Glimmer. It now contains a virus which will wipe your hard drive clean.

15:51:32 [GlimmerMan] No, Glimmer... don't do this! Help me!

15:51:38 [GlimmerMan] Goodbye Glimmer.

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Madness... Hahahaha...
 
Lotussan

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
You think it's amusing, kokoro? I sure don't, I agree with Little Golden Hair...Now, now...Stop talking about me, ok Glimmer? :D
I know I am probably the deluded fan, aren't I? You don't need to be so obvious...(However you are the one that's talking to yourself, and not I... :rolleyes: ) It's nice to know that YOU know that Steven is so blissfully happy with Ms. Arissa...I guess you do have a good point though, If he was interested in me I surely would have gotten some results by now, huh? Oh well, life goes on...
 
Purplelotus1

Purplelotus1

Active Member
I'm posting this one time and one time only .This is for Glimmerman .Is it your intention to try and crash dreams of certain individuals here who have openly admitted there adoration for Steven Seagal ? If it is ,I think you are a very sad individual and I can only hope that you someday will have a dream.
 
kokoro

kokoro

Protector
Originally posted by Lotussan
You think it's amusing, kokoro? I sure don't, I agree with Little Golden Hair...Now, now...Stop talking about me, ok Glimmer? :D
I know I am probably the deluded fan, aren't I? You don't need to be so obvious...(However you are the one that's talking to yourself, and not I... :rolleyes: ) It's nice to know that YOU know that Steven is so blissfully happy with Ms. Arissa...I guess you do have a good point though, If he was interested in me I surely would have gotten some results by now, huh? Oh well, life goes on...
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Yeup, I think it is amusing!! As far as I can tell (from the posts) there is another glimmerman in the chat. So again, I find their "disscussions" amusing. You obviously did not see the 'sarcasim smiley' in my previous post. I think if Glimmer was talking about you he would have the decency to use YOUR name. Maybe I'm wrong?
Anyhoo, maybe I'll just keep my comments to meself in future, and go back to lurking in the shadows.
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Lotussan

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
I dunno, just call me sensitive, or insensitive as the case may be....Don't be a lurker freind, because I have missed you, really I have...Didn't mean to offend, however some things have become offensive around here...Now, where's that poetry? :)
 
Amos Stevens

Amos Stevens

New Member
It seems whenever problems start in with a troublesome member,the regular-FRIENDS start having misunderstandings as well..almost like a virus that spreads-hate to see that happen!
 
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