Cheesy pick-up lines

[KimonoSoul]

OK girls, let's say you're at a party, and you look through the crowd, and see this devastatingly gorgeous man. As you make your way across the room, you discover it's "The Man." So, what do you say? Cheesy pick-up lines are, well, for lack of a better word, cheesy, and sometimes amusing if not hysterically funny. So what's yours?

I would use "Hey baby, I know what it takes to change the essence of a man. I would like to show you."

I have used "Ooooo dream weaver! I believe you could get me through the night!"

 

[katw_03]

I guess

The worst line I have ever heard was a quote
from a song. I have actually been approached
by this line. "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body,
Would You Hold It Against Me" LOL

 

[TwoCents]

"Are you tired?"
*wait for responce usually "no"*
"It's just you have been running though my mind all evening"

hows that for cheesy lol

 

[ORANGATUANG]

Ok hows this i would go up to him and he would look into my big brown eyes and "bling, bling" i wouldnt need any pick lines because it was meant to be and we are as one...how corny is that?......

 

[Littledragon]

I would say, SEAGAL ahhh you are my hero, can I get an autograph!!!

 

[suziwong]

I would say, SEAGAL ahhh you are my hero, can I get an autograph!!!

I would say,

aaaaaaaa aaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! S S S S SEAGALLLLLLLLLL!!!!

then;

please see attach pictures !!!

 

[Littledragon]

I would say,

aaaaaaaa aaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! S S S S SEAGALLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Me too! But lets see who would get to him first if we both saw him in the same place.

 

[RED ROSE]

How's this for cheesy
Is this chair taken, and how's about taken' me home

Love Always

Red Rose

 

[KimonoSoul]

That reminds me of a George Strait song! I think it goes "well excuse me, but I that's my chair" or something like that.

 

[RED ROSE]

Yep that is where I got the idea

Love Always

Red Rose

 

[Jules]

Hand him a rose and say..."For always a fan."

 

[Littledragon]

OK girls, let's say you're at a party, and you look through the crowd, and see this devastatingly gorgeous man. As you make your way across the room, you discover it's "The Man." So, what do you say? Cheesy pick-up lines are, well, for lack of a better word, cheesy, and sometimes amusing if not hysterically funny. So what's yours?

I would use "Hey baby, I know what it takes to change the essence of a man. I would like to show you."

I have used "Ooooo dream weaver! I believe you could get me through the night!"

This thread just doesn't apply to the girls.

If I saw Seagal at a party I'd be like, hey Seagal try the cocktails they are good...

What the hell did I just say??

 

[CARMEN]

Ok I Have On Being A Former Bartender
When I Walked In I Lost My Breath On The Sight Of You Beauty