Since you asked, voetball is the dutch word for the sport of champions, football (soccer, for those americans who might be a bit confused). And I'll leave Seagal's stomach out of the preverbial "it", but only when I'm not being a jack-ass. Just ignore me when I'm being a jack-ass. On second thought, don't, because I'm always a jack-ass and therefore would always be ignored. Wait a minute, I have discovered the flaw inherent in my character...I see...Like the prophet Cassandra, I am destined to always be ignored. Damn, dash cunning of them!