Some little tague threatened me today...
Hey Rev! Good to see you - I've missed you man. Your one string bass remark remains one of the funniest things I have read, dude. Aikilove's violin face description comes pretty close too. We had some good times on the old board...
Anyway - back to the title of my post - I was very angry today... the manager at work had a go at me in the morning and then in the afternoon, some little freak attempted to walk out of the store where I work as a security guard with a bunch of CD's, saying that if I tried to stop him then his mate would "do" me. Hahahaha! I sniggered quietly to myself as I imagined the things I was capable of doing to the **** and told him to go and pay for the CD's. So his mate comes over to me acting smart and tells me he's going to get me in a headlock while his mate walks out with the CD's. I smiled and said: "You're going to TRY to get me in a headlock, my friend". I was getting pissed off with them now, but tried to stay cool. Anyway, his friend gave me a bit more attitude and left and went to his van. The other guy went and paid for the CD's but as he was leaving he said to me: "My mate would kill you, you know. And if he didn't kill you, I would!" I was like, what the **** are you on, man?! I'm just standing there doing my job and this little beaut is giving me attitude! So I said to him: "Whatever, mate. Go get your friend". I was relishing the thought of kicking his ass! Hahahaha! So he goes to his mate's van and they drive around to the front of the store and just sit there, watching me. I was getting really wound upat this point and could almost visualise myself tearing the door off his crappy Ford Transit van like Superman and caning them all over the carpark! The night before I had been bicep curling 50kg weights and felt like some kind of man-machine, filled with confidence and power. So I coolly walk out of the store and towards the van, which drove away at high speed, leaving me disappointed and frustrated. Hahahahahahaha!!! Anyway, hope you enjoyed my story. Goodbye.
GlimmerMan