GlimmerMan
Huge Member
I found these on the FUAD website. Some funnies, but I'm sure Amos will edit them.
You ****ing with me?
If you want me to hurt you,
Believe me, I will.
I know he did it.
Evidence? **** evidence.
His fat ass is mine.
My partners all die
In ambush, by trickery.
And I fight alone.
Insert the pool cue
Into the left eye socket.
That'll shut him up.
I know what you think.
You think you're above the law.
You're not above mine.
Take over this ship?
That's just not gonna happen.
I'm taking you down.
I don't like to fight.
I don't like hurting,
but for you, I will!
You fall to your knees.
I rip out your wet windpipe.
Say "*** you and die!"
I chop off your hand
With your own damn machete.
How do you like that?
You can try to run
From my raised Colt forty-five.
You won't get that far.
My career has sunk.
I am not getting too old.
I can still come back!
The villain was thrown.
He lands with a dull crunching.
I turn to the next.
Few things in my life
Are as complex as the dance
I have when I fight.
I move in circles.
The blows flow past my body.
I cannot be harmed.
The aikido gift
Is a lifetime of hard toil.
My work is unseen.
If "The Art of Peace"
Is to succeed in the world
I must kick some ass.
I break a few arms.
I dislocate a shoulder.
Just another day.
Crooks are going down
You can take that to the bank
While I bang my nurse.
I think these are awesome! Feel free to add your own! For the uneducated amongst you, the basic rules of writing a Haiku poem is that it is three lines long, the first and third lines contain 5 syllables and the second line contains 7. Haiku poetry does not have to rhyme.
GMan
You ****ing with me?
If you want me to hurt you,
Believe me, I will.
I know he did it.
Evidence? **** evidence.
His fat ass is mine.
My partners all die
In ambush, by trickery.
And I fight alone.
Insert the pool cue
Into the left eye socket.
That'll shut him up.
I know what you think.
You think you're above the law.
You're not above mine.
Take over this ship?
That's just not gonna happen.
I'm taking you down.
I don't like to fight.
I don't like hurting,
but for you, I will!
You fall to your knees.
I rip out your wet windpipe.
Say "*** you and die!"
I chop off your hand
With your own damn machete.
How do you like that?
You can try to run
From my raised Colt forty-five.
You won't get that far.
My career has sunk.
I am not getting too old.
I can still come back!
The villain was thrown.
He lands with a dull crunching.
I turn to the next.
Few things in my life
Are as complex as the dance
I have when I fight.
I move in circles.
The blows flow past my body.
I cannot be harmed.
The aikido gift
Is a lifetime of hard toil.
My work is unseen.
If "The Art of Peace"
Is to succeed in the world
I must kick some ass.
I break a few arms.
I dislocate a shoulder.
Just another day.
Crooks are going down
You can take that to the bank
While I bang my nurse.
I think these are awesome! Feel free to add your own! For the uneducated amongst you, the basic rules of writing a Haiku poem is that it is three lines long, the first and third lines contain 5 syllables and the second line contains 7. Haiku poetry does not have to rhyme.
GMan