Seagal impersonations

[Disciple]

I have to blow my own trumpet here and admit I do a pretty mean Steven Seagal impersonation. The eyes/frown, the voice, even the cocking of the head as he delivers his lines... I also do a bunch of other movie stars to amuse myself and my family, including Clint Eastwood and Robert DeNiro.

So anyone else do impersonations of Seagal? It really is quite a fun activity. It takes so much energy to do, especially around the neck area (VERY important to have a strong neck if you're imitating Seagal), that it's almost cathartic.

Stand in front of a mirror and try it sometime, you'll crack yourself up...

 

[Lotussan]

Oooh, he's got such a nice neck, I soooo liked him in Exit wounds in that shirt he is wearing when he is on the motorcycle, shows of such an attractive, and long masculine neck, mmm mmm let me nibble at it a little....

 

[Disciple]

Please Lotussan, you MUST learn to stay on topic. This constant daydreaming of yours will never do..

 

[Lotussan]

Disciple look what you've done to me, now I will never sleep tonight, never I say, never! But oh the imaginings! By the way, Steven is THE topic around here, isn't he....

 

[Disciple]

Oh go to sleep girl! Just imagine the Sensei is there by your side, singing you a gentle lullaby in that low voice of his...

Hee hee hee! I'm evil aren't I?

 

[Storm]

I haven't tried Seagal but i too do a host of imitations. Elvis comes to mind. I sang "Love Me Tender" to a girl and it melted her heart (or made her puke).The Hunchback of Notre Dame also with "she gave me water" and "the bells".Cagney, De Niro and even Pavarotti.
I once sang "I'm Not The Man I Used To Be" by the Fine Young Cannibals on stage and amazingly, the room didn't empty!
(Storm thinks he needs a holiday!)

 

[chief_ryback]

i do a good impression of george best. but only the alcohol years

 

[Storm]

Haha. Nice one Chief. Do you cook too?!

 

[Lotussan]

Originally posted by Disciple
Oh go to sleep girl! Just imagine the Sensei is there by your side, singing you a gentle lullaby in that low voice of his...

Hee hee hee! I'm evil aren't I?

Oooh, you are so bad... I do imagine those things though...

 

[tora]

My brother is trying to imitate either Steven or Arnie from time to time...Kids have fun when they see his face!