Steven getting beaten up in movies

[steve]

A lot of people make fun out of the fact Seagal rarely lets anyone even touch much less hurt him in a movie. But I think he does quite a lot, does anyone know of any others besides these?

NICO/ABOVE THE LAW - at the end he gets tied up, drugged and beaten
HARD TO KILL - he gets shot and almost killed
MARKED FOR DEATH - he gets tied up and punched by Screwface and hit a few times, thrown over a bar, thrown into some beer bottles and bashed against a wall a few times by Screwface's brother.
OUT FOR JUSTICE - I think the only one in this one is when a guy in the bar brings him to the ground after hitting him in the back of the legs with a cue
UNDER SIEGE - Tommy Lee Jones slashing his eyebrow
ON DEADLY GROUND - I don't think anyone gets a hit on him in this one unless you count being blown up and having an Indian pull shrapnel from your back with a knife
UNDER SIEGE 2 - he gets shot by the female merc and kicked in the face by Penn
EXECUTIVE DECISION - no one gets to hurt him, unless you count him getting killed
THE GLIMMER MAN - he gets kicked a few times in the restaurant and punched by the lead villain (he even draws blood)
FIRE DOWN BELOW - I don't think he gets hurt at all in this one
THE PATRIOT - again he doesn't get hurt
EXIT WOUNDS - he gets kneed a few times by DMX, a big guy throws him through the air and he gets shot and thrown over a table
HALF PAST DEAD - he gets shot and almost killed
THE FOREIGNER - he almost gets strangled to death
OUT FOR A KILL - he gets blown up with a small bomb
BELLY OF THE BEAST - a cop hits him with a baton and the lead bad guy kicks him a few times, knees him in the head and hurls him onto a table. He's also hurt a bit by the voodoo guy with the doll if that counts

 

[steve]

Oops I forgot Ticker but then it doesn't matter since he doesn't get hurt and compared to his other films, well.

 

[Amos Stevens]

And how quickly he mends

 

[voetballcanine]

I just find it remarkable that in Hard to Kill he gets shot by a SHOTGUN. And not just once. And then he wakes up from a coma and manages to escape an assassin. That my friends is hardcore.

 

[Lotussan]

I'm wowed everytime, plus it's not a good idea for anyone to be able to beat him,
for him to get beat up just doesn't look right to the fans...
If he's practically invincible, then the fans love it...
Look at him in OFJ, what a bad*ss...
I'm impressed...
I rememeber in Exit Wounds in the sword scene he gets knocked down, and I thought that was a shame...
They should never let the bad guy get the upper hand very often if at all, IMO, but really they keep it to a minimum in his movies, and I guess it does make it more realistic...
Exit Wounds was awesome though, they had just the right amount of vunerability, except for the sword thing, because I felt he should have hurt White, at least once...
No matter what he's got to be the man, and to me he sure is, oh yeah...

 

[voetballcanine]

You know what I wanna see (and by golly, I bet you do)? I wanna see Seagal fly. Thats right, fly . And none of that faggy Peter Pan sh**. I'm talking take off F-16 style, oh yeah. And then drop a bomb. On the bad guy. Thats what I wanna see.

 

[Jalu]

Well....

I like it when he's vulnerable. I'd attack him then, but that's just me.
Sounds nice...Seagal, my victim....

 

[voetballcanine]

Hmmm...can I film this and sell it on the blackmarket? Because then, and only then, is it better than Seagal flying. I tell you what...

 

[Jalu]

Hmmmmm.....

I think we got a deal....

 

[Lotussan]

Maybe he'd even be able to empower me a little bit hehehe...

He already does in a way, hmmm...

I remember that Elvis line from the film, "Jailhouse Rock" goes something like...

"Tactics, they ain't tactics, honey, it's just the beast in me..."

And then he plants one on her hard, hehehe...

 

[ieatlikeapig]

I wonder the same thing

Thats why Seagal films put me off watching them

 

[Out For Justice]

OUT FOR JUSTICE - I think the only one in this one is when a guy in the bar brings him to the ground after hitting him in the back of the legs with a cue

you forget something my friend ,at the end when he is in the house where ritchie also is he gets shot in his stomach somewhere on the left side i think ,when he says : '' hands on the ****ing table !! '' he gets shot by someone , i dont know for sure by who ,but my guess would that he gets shot by bobby arms

 

[steve]

Out For Justice

Well remembered Out, I expected you to know more than me with your name naturally! It was whichever punk had a gun pointed at him under the table, you see a shot of the guy's hand before he shoots him. If I remember right Richie also hurts him a bit afterwards by briefly prodding his finger into Seagal's bullet wound (or should I say Exit Wound).

 

[Out For Justice]

yeah thats right ,ritchie did put his finger into gino's bullet wound,he must've felt something of that .but as for the gu who shot him ,i believe bobby arms you know the guy who gets half of his leg shot off near the end ,i think he could be the only one ,all the rest whas in the kitchen ore living room there and ritchie whas ****ing rica ,so it couldn't be him

 

[ORANGATUANG]

Steven might get all these things done to him..You dont really think that he is going to come out unscaved just a little bit huh?..But he always bounces back just like the big boy he is.Heather.

 

[Lotussan]

Oh, yes....Especially in that one, he's real tough...
But I think he has a soft side too, I can see that,
especially when he's with his kids, and that scene
in BOTB, wow, such a sweet one...Oh, and in HPD
he's got that similar sweet side too...He's all that...

 

[Lotussan]

And the Patriot, omg, what a guy...

 

[voetballcanine]

Uhhh, ok. Sure. But isn't it great how he kicks ass and takes down names?

 

[voetballcanine]

Or sometimes not even names. He's all like "bah, Your ass is mine, I don't care what your name is." Then he like hits them in their stupid ****ing head and they bleed everywhere. And he's all like "looks like he wont be waking up happy tomorrow morning." And then they all have icecream and cake. But Seagal put broken glass in the cake and since he's immune to deadly shards of broken glass eats the cake too, and watches all the bad guys die while he chows down on some tasty red velvet.

 

[tora]

Or sometimes not even names. He's all like "bah, Your ass is mine, I don't care what your name is." Then he like hits them in their stupid ****ing head and they bleed everywhere. And he's all like "looks like he wont be waking up happy tomorrow morning." And then they all have icecream and cake. But Seagal put broken glass in the cake and since he's immune to deadly shards of broken glass eats the cake too, and watches all the bad guys die while he chows down on some tasty red velvet.

Screw it!It's Steve's birthday today and he can allow himself to have fun