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The Hobomba's.

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror Complaining to Barak that my breasts are too Small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, He
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a Few seconds'.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet Paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it Between my breasts. 'How long will this
take?' Michelle asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' Barack replies.
Michelle stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of Toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my Breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your
ass, didn't it?'