CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS
~Author of article unknown
*Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
*Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in their pew.
*Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
*It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
*When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
*People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church.
*Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the bell.
*The phrase that is guaranteed to wake an audience: "And in conclusion."
*If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
*God himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
*To make a long story short, don't tell it.
*Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
*Peace starts with a smile.
*A lot of church members who are singing, "Standing on the Promises," are just sitting on the premises.
*We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
*Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.
*Be ye fishers of men. You catch them--He'll clean them.
*Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
*Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
*Forbidden fruits create many jams.
*God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
*!God grades on the cross, not the curve.
*God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
*God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
*He who angers you, controls you!
*If God is your copilot-swap seats!
*Prayer: Don't give God instructions--just report for duty!
*The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
*The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
*We don't change the message, the message changes us.
*You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
*The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails =4 given.
*"Father, bless the person reading this in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day!"