Amos Stevens
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WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN ?
Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the
people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the
star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all
true Southerners understand: See the list below...
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okra's have
tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and
see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good
each day if you try.
CHITLINS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlins, however, will
make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of
seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful as they may surprise
you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish
and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the
surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the
interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and
tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry
you, so don't worry about it.
MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20)
You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A
cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and
round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can
get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You
always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to
think about aerobics. Maybe not.
POSSUM (April 21 - May 21)
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked
tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think
you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy
but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to
watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own
business.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21)
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging
around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains,
the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You
tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have
very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the
"melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of
those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists,
and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are
Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself
a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's
whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never
easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard.
Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of
life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay
away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to
huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel
though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you
like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs
and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these
things that serve you well. You are pure in heart.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately,
those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that
your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect
you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You
should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a
certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can
be sure that people will always
pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get
along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud.
You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter
what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are
actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old
friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a
throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends.
You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost
prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns.
Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the
people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the
star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all
true Southerners understand: See the list below...
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okra's have
tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and
see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good
each day if you try.
CHITLINS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlins, however, will
make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of
seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful as they may surprise
you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish
and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the
surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the
interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and
tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry
you, so don't worry about it.
MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20)
You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A
cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and
round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can
get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You
always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to
think about aerobics. Maybe not.
POSSUM (April 21 - May 21)
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked
tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think
you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy
but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to
watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own
business.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21)
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging
around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains,
the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You
tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have
very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the
"melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of
those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists,
and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are
Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself
a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's
whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never
easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard.
Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of
life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay
away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to
huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel
though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you
like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs
and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these
things that serve you well. You are pure in heart.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately,
those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that
your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect
you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You
should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a
certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can
be sure that people will always
pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get
along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud.
You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter
what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are
actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old
friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a
throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends.
You're not concerned with anything about today. You're almost
prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns.
