WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER
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> If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
> when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
> date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
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> Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
> that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
> experience.
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> There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
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> She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
> taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a
> day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met
> before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
> headed home late that afternoon..
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> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
> realize that
> she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away
> from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion
> suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately,
> because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she
> told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it
> would be the front seat of his car
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> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
> down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
> let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself..
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> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
> was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.. All she could think
> about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
> the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
> sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
> buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues
> frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
> flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
> problem, due to the extreme cold.
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> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
> answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long'with a reply
> that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some
> assistance!
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> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
> then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
> too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
> they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
> they also were faced with a real problem.
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> Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the
> grip of the icy
> metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
> first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
> free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
> unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
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> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
> hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your
> first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new
> meaning to being pissed off.'
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> Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was
> sitting next to her
> on the Leno show.
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Kelli's thought for a moral to this story.....if a guy you are dating is
> willing to pee on your frozen butt.....He's a keeper!!! LOL!!
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