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mikek7316

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I was watching Out for Justice yesterday and noticed that Gino is referred to as a "c***s***er". Seagal is also referred to by this name in his latest movie, Out for a Kill. Does anybody know of any other Seagal movies where this term -wholly inaccurate as it is - is used to describe OSensei?
 

steve

New Member
There are more

Must admit I was laughing when the Japanese guy alone at his table said "I will get this c**ksucker professor myself" and it came up subtitles at the bottom of the screen. Something about that scene cracks me up! To answer the original question, a character unkindle refers to the master with the term in Under Siege 2 as well when Peter Greene says "Penn she got the c**ksucker he fell between the first car and the locomotive" or something to that effect.
 

GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Here is my top ten list of favourite insults used to describe Seagal in his movies:

1. Fu*king Italian puke - Above The Law
2. A dog with no teeth! - Marked For Death
3. A greasy mother! - Above The Law
4. Fu*ker ("I'll get this fu*ker myself!") - Under Siege
5. An incredibly large fellow - Fire Down Below
6. "Fu*ker is hamburger!" - Under Siege 2
7. Dumb motherfu*ker - Fire Down Below
8. Fat-ass - Above The Law
9. Co*ksucker - Out For Justice
10. Cupcake - On Deadly Ground

Glimmer (do your worst, Amos, you spoilsport! Hahaha!)
 

steve

New Member
A few of Seagal's own.

In retrospect, here's a few of Seagal's put-downs aimed at those around him, usually people he is about to kick the c*ap out of:

- "You're a scum-bag and a puke, I don't mind that. You do what I say I'm gonna leave here a nice guy, you don't I'm gonna f*ck you up." (Marked for Death)

- "You're a piece of s*it Michael, scum of the earth." (On Deadly Ground)

- "I missed. I never miss. They must have been smaller than I thought." (Hard to Kill)

- "You're a despicable man. And it's time for you to die." (Out for a Kill)

- "I find out you're lying I'm gonna come back and kill you in your own kitchen." (Above the Law/Nico)

- "You're a piece of s*hit and I'm ashamed of you." (Fire Down Below)

and my own personal favourite...

- "Cos he's a chicken-s*it f*cking p*ssy ass*ole!" (Out for Justice)

Great stuff from the finest action star that ever graced the screen.

Steve.
 

TDWoj

Administrator
Staff member
I forgot about "Cupcake". <chuckles>

Here's one for the describing Steven list: "I see you still comb your hair like a girl." OFJ
 

Jalu

Steve's Destiny
What a girl...lol....I like that one, and 4 and 10 from GM's list.
From Steve's list I like # 3.


TDWoj said:
Here's one for the describing Steven list: "I see you still comb your hair like a girl." OFJ
 

mikek7316

Engorged Member
TDWoj said:
I forgot about "Cupcake". <chuckles>

Here's one for the describing Steven list: "I see you still comb your hair like a girl." OFJ

Yeah, anybody who messes with the ponytail is in for a serious a** kicking. If OFJ isn't proof enough, check out the Glimmer Man. Some guy says Seagal has sissy beads and a sissy pony tail (or something to that tune), and pays for it severely later!
 

TDWoj

Administrator
Staff member
mikek7316 said:
Yeah, anybody who messes with the ponytail is in for a serious a** kicking. If OFJ isn't proof enough, check out the Glimmer Man. Some guy says Seagal has sissy beads and a sissy pony tail (or something to that tune), and pays for it severely later!

"Why don't you and I take your little sensitive ponytail and your little sissy beads, and get of here, okay?"

<snicker>

Yes, that's the other one I was thinking of, as well.

-TD, always a sucker for a good straight line
 
maybe the term C**KSucker is subliminal to what he is to afraid to become because he has this phisade of a big tough red-blooded wife beater.

-sf wipes his mouth of sarcasm..
 
mikek7316 said:
Does anybody know of any other Seagal movies where this term -wholly inaccurate as it is - is used to describe OSensei?

How do you know if it is inaccurate? anything is possible.
And I just caught this. The man is hardly a Teacher of Teachers yet Mike.
 
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