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EvanB said:I still haven't seen "On Deady Ground", "Half Past Dead", or "The Foreigner". Which is the best out of those three?
Webmaster FU&D! said:In his second movie, Seagal plays coma-cop Mason Storm, who after an attempt on his life falls into a coma. I'd like to say that the best part of the movie is before Storm falls into a coma, but that would be mean. However, the scene in the convenience store is one for the history books.
Unfortunately, the middle part of the movie drags on, with Mason Storm trying to get back into shape, doing some of that Chinese mumbo-jumbo, and falling in love with his nurse (real-life ex-wife Kelly LeBrock).
The final showdown is impressive however, with Seagal breaking limbs, shoving pool-sticks through guys' throats, and proclaiming the eternal line "F*ck you and die!" which became the title of my website.
Think about that line for a moment. It carries such tremendous weight. It's not just "F*ck you!" or "Die!", it's "F*ck you and die!" It's such a spiteful and vindictive line. After busting the guy's windpipe, Seagal's sending him to his death with nothing but a big "f*ck you" before kicking his head in. It's beautiful, it's the epitomy of a Steven Seagal movie. If you don't understand that, you can't be a real fan, or at least, you're not as sick as I am. Well, after that, how can I only reward the movie three guns you ask? Well, the middle part is really long and there's too much emphasis on gun play. But it's definately worth checking out, especially for that immortal quote.
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