GlimmerMan
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Due to a heady cocktail of errors (i.e. some asshole in my family turning the firewall security setting down to it's lowest possible level and then some even bigger asshole hacker scumbag motherfu*ker deciding that it might be a good day to access my computer and completely and utterly trash my hard drive beyond repair, deleting all files in the process), I was forced to admit defeat with my old computer. Even in my fury, I could barely supress a smile when my mother informed me that one minute she was happily playing on Solitaire and the next, a message saying: "I have hacked you, you cu*t! Hee hee hee hee hee!" flashed up on the screen about 60 times! After a lot of messing about with system reboot discs and Windows and internet installation discs, I felt something inside my head SNAP and I hurled the fu*king machine down the stairs in temper. As if that violent outburst wasn't enough, I then built a fu*king great bonfire in the garden and, ignoring my 11 year old sister's tearful protests that 'all her songs and games were stored on the computer', I proceeded to cremate it's smouldering remains! The hunt was on for a new computer, and luckily enough, I found an old tower gathering dust in my brother's bedroom. With a bit of tweaking and a few quid spent on a CDRW and memory upgrades, I am back with a computer which is around twice as powerful as my old one. Hope you all enjoyed my little story. Let the madness continue...
Glimmer :ironchief
Glimmer :ironchief