What's your worst movie?

What,in your opinion,is the movie you have least enjoyed watching in your life time?What is the most torturous piece of dreck you've ever had the misfortune to sit through.What are your nominations for the worst movie of all time?

Mine would be a film by the name of Exterminator 2,with Mario Van Peebles as the bad guy.

You don't just have to provide one,you can give a list as well if you so desire.

Sascha
 

Storm

Smile dammit!
That's a nice spin on the old "best movies" theme. Here's a few.

Busey is a tub of lard in this with all the old cliche's thrown in
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I was bought this as a "present". What did i ever do to them?
Ps. It's a bit small!
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This is a totally pointless waste of time to watch. Nothing happens.
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GlimmerMan

Huge Member
Hmm - interesting topic, mate. I'll list a few of my all time worst movies.

The House On Haunted Hill - I had high hopes for this movie, but unfortunately, it turned out to be sh*te.

Jaws: The Revenge - I mean - how many times can a small community be terrorised by a shark?

Legacy Of Rage - a bad movie in all respects and not a particularly good start to Brandon Lee's unfortunately short movie career.

Universal Soldier: The Return - An abysmal effort of a film, which gains no points for the revelation that Van Damme is now cured of his affliction (ie - he was dead but somehow he is now alive and not a UniSol any more!).

Batman And Robin - George Clooney was very fortunate that this didn't do much harm to his fledgling movie career.

Battlefield Earth - Utter toss.

Highlander II - An awful film which pissed all over the brilliance of the first one, by revealing that the Immortals origin was actually a planet called Ziest.

Speed 2: Cruise Control - Speed? On a boat that has a maximum speed of around 20 knots? Hahaha!

This concludes my worst films list.

Glimmer
 

MMCK2

New Member
Good topic Sascha.

Here's my choices.

* The Specialist (1994)
Truly awful big budget thriller with Sylvester Stallone and Sharon Stone possesing about 0% chemistry between them, and an action film with very little decent action. A real bomb of a movie and quite ironic really considering the plot is largely about bombs, being planted by James Woods.

* Maximum Risk (1996)
Van Damme plays twins again in this surprisingly dull action thriller directed by Ringo Lam. It requires too much of Van Damme as an actor and also takes itself too seriously. Worse than that again, with the exception of a good car chase and elevator fight, the action is pretty poor and contains one of the most low key demises I've ever seen of a villain in a film of this type.

* End Of Days (1999)
Billed as Arnold Schwarzenegger's big comeback this was thoroughly dissapointing and certainly could not live up to its own hype. Playing a burned out, widowed cop he must protect a girl in New York city from the return of Satan (Gabriel Byrne). As with the above film, it requires Arnie to act too much (which I thought he did pretty badly) and Gabriel Bryne just acts him off the screen. The action is well handled but the ending is one of the worst I've seen, especially for a big budget movie and again it also takes itself too seriously.

* Avalanche Express (1978)
With a cast that had the likes of Lee Marvin (one of my favourites), Robert Shaw, Linda Evans and Horst Bucholtz, you would be forgiven for thinking that this espionage thriller would be half way decent. Well you would be wrong as it plays out like a muddled, badly scripted mess of a movie with poor, unmemorable action sequences. Largely set unboard a train, "Under Siege 2" this ain't! The fact that both Robert Shaw and director Mark Robson died during production, probably did'nt help much either.

* Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Got to agree with Glimmerman, this is one of the worst sequels ever produced to a mainstream hit. It completly ignores the physics and rules regarding the Unisols from the first film and basically has Van Damme as human as can be, cracking jokes, acting like a family man et al... It forgets that he was a cold blooded, viscous, emotionless killer in the first installment. You know your films in trouble when the cast of the film is made up largely of wrestlers. Hell, even the hospital staff in the film are body builders for f*cks sake!

Thats all for now. More later.

Peace.

MMCK
 

TDWoj

Administrator
Staff member
Describe the plot? (as best you can) There are a couple of movies with the same title, I'm just wondering which one you're referencing.
 

Lotussan

I Belong To Steven
I think for worst movies I would have to mention one of those mindless horror movies that's all gorey...Not that I can pick just one...No point to them really...They aren't even scary, just gross...Don't get me wrong, I found the halloween movies scary, I just mean like 'night of the living dead' (and that one isn't the worst one) type ones where they are eating people and showing guts and stuff, ick...
 

Markydo

New Member
cool topic!

Now let me see!
Yep Jaws 4 why does the daft mare move to the seaside? if she'd gone to a highrise in bradford she'd be fine!

the phantom menace! only because Darth Maul dies in such a cack way!

star trek 4 save the whales? bizarre.

alien 4 now shes the alien?

Orca killer whale! just plain boring.

and i agree with exterminator 2 utter crud..

Markydo
 
OMG, Ziest is myGod!
You all should come to Ziest some time...
And I'veexplainedit before, each of thefirst three films are different universes and Hl2 is good if you really watchit andignore ziest. and accept it asa stand alone
a what if if you will.
And sorry but my space bar is fuxxored.

Worst film?
Well the whole collection of the Sopranos
D and D
End of Days
Glimmer and Storms mum
Street Fighter
Anything else by JCVD
etc
 
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